Star Wars

  1. Obama Won’t Build a Death Star — White House Responds to Petition

    Sorry to all you Darth Vaders out there, it’s just not happening.

    January 12, 2013
  2. George Lucas, ‘Star Wars’ Creator, Engaged to Mellody Hobson

    May the force be with you in your marriage, George Lucas!

    January 3, 2013
  3. Death Star Petition Gets Over 16,000 Signatures on White House Website

    Is America about to cross over to the Dark Side?

    December 11, 2012
  4. PHOTO of the Day: Star Wars Best Buy Ad is Best Thing Ever

    Other Star Wars taglines Best Buy tried include: May The Geek Squad Be With You and We Promise We Won’t Sell Out To Disney.

    November 24, 2012
  5. Star Wars Episodes 7 Through 9 On the Way

    Beyond simply Episode VII, Episides VIII and IX are set for production as well (and bringing back an old great in the process).

    November 21, 2012
  6. WATCH: George Lucas Discusses Star Wars Episode VII

    George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! Do I really need to sell you more?

    November 10, 2012
  7. Michael Arndt Confirmed As Writer For Star Wars Episode VII

    Star Wars VII has a writer! And it’s a Pixar guy! My one man campaign for a Pixar Star Wars movie is working!

    November 10, 2012
  8. Taiwan’s NMA News Predicts Disney’s ‘Star Wars VII’

    Taiwanese animators have put together their own play-by-play of what the Disney Star Wars movie might look like. Gotta say, not too shabby.

    November 1, 2012
  9. 20 Horrifying Images of the Disney Star Wars Galaxy to Come

    Not even the Force is strong enough to stop the Disney Empire. “Bow down to lord Mickey, you will.”

    November 1, 2012
  10. …And Now Darth Vader and Stormtroopers Holding Bunnies

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader got himself a cute little bunny rabbit and called off the Galactic Empire attack.

    October 3, 2012
  11. ‘Star Wars’ Comedy of the Day, The Law Office of Lando Calrissian

    Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He’ll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.

    September 11, 2012
  12. James Cameron’s ‘X-Men’ and 7 Other Awesome Films that Almost Happened

    There are more film ideas dumped into a vats of acid than stray dogs in Puerto Rico. Could they have been mega-hits? We’ll never know, but it’s fun to hypothesize.

    August 14, 2012
  13. ‘Droidfriend’ Star Wars Gets Bieber’d

    Gotta say, that lesbian Bieber hair looks pretty natural on C3-PO. He only wants to be the #1 droid in your life.

    August 13, 2012
  14. Darth Vader’s Conversation With His 12-Year-Old Self

    Darth Vader sits down to have a conversation with his 12-year-old self. The conversation revolves around The Death Star, rebel scum, droids… ya know, the usual Galactic empire stuff.

    July 16, 2012
  15. Stormtroopers Spend Their Down Time Riding Motocross

    What do Stormtroopers do when Lord Vader lets them have the day off? They grab their motocross bikes and lay down some carnage on the sandy dunes of planet Tatooine.

    July 11, 2012