Star Wars

  1. Harrison Ford Goes Postal on Jimmy Kimmel Over ‘Star Wars’ Questions

    Don’t ask Harrison Ford about Star Wars unless you want Han Solo sticking a lightsaber up your ass.

    April 18, 2013
  2. Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars’ Filibuster is Epic 8-Minute Nerd Rant

    The man knows his Star Wars and will not be silenced!

    April 17, 2013
  3. WATCH: Probably the Best ‘Star Wars’ Attorney Parody You’ll Ever See

    Enslaved by a giant blob? Thrown down a power reactor? Victim of an x-wing accident? The law offices of Ack Pack will fight for you!

    March 29, 2013
  4. Report: Harrison Ford Confirmed to Return as Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode 7

    Harrison Ford isn’t too old to make his Han Solo comeback.

    February 15, 2013
  5. Pope Benedict XVI Resigns From the Papacy, Joins the Dark Side

    The Pope has left the papacy and the Catholic church for a higher calling – joining Lord Vader as the new emperor of the Sith.

    February 11, 2013
  6. It’s Official: ‘Star Wars’ Spin-Off Features On Their Way

    Disney is squeezing the pennies out of this franchise anyway they can…and why shouldn’t they?

    February 5, 2013
  7. DARPA Develops Star Wars-Like Lasers for Fighter Jets

    We may not be getting a Death Star, but aircraft lasers are going to be a reality in 2014.

    February 4, 2013
  8. WATCH: How J.J. Abrams Makes Those Annoying Lens Flares

    Will J.J. Abrams destroy Star Wars with too many lens flares? Maybe. Here’s how he might go about that.

    January 26, 2013
  9. OPINION: 4 Reasons Why J.J. Abrams is Wrong for Star Wars

    J.J. Abrams isn’t a bad choice to direct Star Wars Episode VII, but he’s the wrong choice. Fins out why inside.

    January 26, 2013
  10. REPORT: J.J. Abrams to Direct ‘Star Wars’ Episode 7

    Star Wars fans rejoice, we’re in safe hands.

    January 24, 2013
  11. ABC Considering Live-Action ‘Star Wars’ TV Show

    We’ve lost count of all the Star Wars TV show rumors, but we still believe it can happen.

    January 15, 2013
  12. Star Wars Video Game Adds Gay, Separate-But-Equal Characters

    Gamers will be able to buy an expansion pack where users can select “flirtatious dialogue” options with characters of the same gender, but only on a separate planet.

    January 15, 2013
  13. Obama Won’t Build a Death Star — White House Responds to Petition

    Sorry to all you Darth Vaders out there, it’s just not happening.

    January 12, 2013