Star Wars

Gamers will be able to buy an expansion pack where users can select “flirtatious dialogue” options with characters of the same gender, but only on a separate planet.

Sorry to all you Darth Vaders out there, it’s just not happening.

May the force be with you in your marriage, George Lucas!

Is America about to cross over to the Dark Side?

Other Star Wars taglines Best Buy tried include: May The Geek Squad Be With You and We Promise We Won’t Sell Out To Disney.

Beyond simply Episode VII, Episides VIII and IX are set for production as well (and bringing back an old great in the process).

George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! Do I really need to sell you more?

Star Wars VII has a writer! And it’s a Pixar guy! My one man campaign for a Pixar Star Wars movie is working!

Taiwanese animators have put together their own play-by-play of what the Disney Star Wars movie might look like. Gotta say, not too shabby.

Not even the Force is strong enough to stop the Disney Empire. “Bow down to lord Mickey, you will.”

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader got himself a cute little bunny rabbit and called off the Galactic Empire attack.

Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He’ll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.

There are more film ideas dumped into a vats of acid than stray dogs in Puerto Rico. Could they have been mega-hits? We’ll never know, but it’s fun to hypothesize.

Gotta say, that lesbian Bieber hair looks pretty natural on C3-PO. He only wants to be the #1 droid in your life.

Darth Vader sits down to have a conversation with his 12-year-old self. The conversation revolves around The Death Star, rebel scum, droids… ya know, the usual Galactic empire st…