Star Wars

  1. Report: Harrison Ford Confirmed to Return as Han Solo in Star Wars: Ep…

    Harrison Ford isn’t too old to make his Han Solo comeback.

    February 15, 2013
  2. Pope Benedict XVI Resigns From the Papacy, Joins the Dark Side

    The Pope has left the papacy and the Catholic church for a higher calling – joining Lord Vader as the new emperor of the Sith.

    February 11, 2013
  3. It’s Official: ‘Star Wars’ Spin-Off Features On Their Way

    Disney is squeezing the pennies out of this franchise anyway they can…and why shouldn’t they?

    February 5, 2013
  4. DARPA Develops Star Wars-Like Lasers for Fighter Jets

    We may not be getting a Death Star, but aircraft lasers are going to be a reality in 2014.

    February 4, 2013
  5. WATCH: How J.J. Abrams Makes Those Annoying Lens Flares

    Will J.J. Abrams destroy Star Wars with too many lens flares? Maybe. Here’s how he might go about that.

    January 26, 2013
  6. OPINION: 4 Reasons Why J.J. Abrams is Wrong for Star Wars

    J.J. Abrams isn’t a bad choice to direct Star Wars Episode VII, but he’s the wrong choice. Fins out why inside.

    January 26, 2013
  7. REPORT: J.J. Abrams to Direct ‘Star Wars’ Episode 7

    Star Wars fans rejoice, we’re in safe hands.

    January 24, 2013
  8. ABC Considering Live-Action ‘Star Wars’ TV Show

    We’ve lost count of all the Star Wars TV show rumors, but we still believe it can happen.

    January 15, 2013
  9. Star Wars Video Game Adds Gay, Separate-But-Equal Characters

    Gamers will be able to buy an expansion pack where users can select “flirtatious dialogue” options with characters of the same gender, but only on a separate planet.

    January 15, 2013
  10. Obama Won’t Build a Death Star — White House Responds to Petition

    Sorry to all you Darth Vaders out there, it’s just not happening.

    January 12, 2013
  11. George Lucas, ‘Star Wars’ Creator, Engaged to Mellody Hobson

    May the force be with you in your marriage, George Lucas!

    January 3, 2013
  12. Death Star Petition Gets Over 16,000 Signatures on White House Website

    Is America about to cross over to the Dark Side?

    December 11, 2012
  13. PHOTO of the Day: Star Wars Best Buy Ad is Best Thing Ever

    Other Star Wars taglines Best Buy tried include: May The Geek Squad Be With You and We Promise We Won’t Sell Out To Disney.

    November 24, 2012
  14. Star Wars Episodes 7 Through 9 On the Way

    Beyond simply Episode VII, Episides VIII and IX are set for production as well (and bringing back an old great in the process).

    November 21, 2012