Sports

  1. Top 10 Worthless Sports Teams Of The Decade

    This decade has seen a lot of worthless teams stumble and fumble their way out of our hearts and into our toilets, and so coming up with the ten most worthless teams of the decade …

    December 23, 2009
  2. MMA Moves Into Women’s Soccer

    I’m not sure whether to be scanalized or aroused. In the semifinals of the Moutnain West Conference tournament, New Mexico player Elizabeth Lambert got pretty aggressive on the pit…

    November 6, 2009
  3. Ted Williams: Still In The Game

    Ted Williams was once the best hitter in baseball. He had a swing as pure as a winter snowfall, as beautiful as the sun reflecting majestically off the water.

    October 2, 2009
  4. Highway To The Hockey Zone

    Is this the greatest thing of all time? The UAF Nanook Hockey Team commissioned a new scoreboard opening from an Alaskan motion graphics company.

    October 1, 2009
  5. Floyd Mayweather’s Questionable Win

    So I caught up with the Mayweather / Marquez fight and the surrounding controversy today. If you’re not in the loop, Mayweather didn’t make weight for the contest, coming to the we…

    September 21, 2009
  6. Fantasy Football Sans The Football

    Well, it’s that time of year again. Get all of your buddies together, make up “drafts” that no one outside of the 10 of you could give two sh*ts about, and then get drunk… Becaus…

    August 21, 2009
  7. Caster Semenya: He’s A She? She’s A He?

    After winning the women’s world 800 meter title, South African, Caster Semenya is now scheduled for a gender verification test. I know what you’re thinking: “Don’t you mean drug te…

    August 20, 2009
  8. Plax Shoots Himself In The Foot – Er, Leg

    Plaxico Burress plead guilty to a weapons charge and agreed to a two-year prison term for assalting his leg in a Manhattan nightclub last year. Just for my own clarification: Shoot…

    August 20, 2009
  9. My Dog Is One Sick Puppy

    He insisted I buy him one… that sick son of a bitch. Honestly though, when going to make a customized dog jersey in the NFL’s online shop (apparently everyone is doing this?), if…

    August 19, 2009
  10. A Bridge Too Favre

    I’ve been a Vikings fan since I was seven. During this time, I’ve witnessed some of the great NFL debacles of all time: The Herschell Walker trade… ’98 playoff loss to the Falcon…

    August 19, 2009
  11. Stephon Marbury And Mary Jane

    Did you really think the 48-hour live feed of Stephon Marbury (which included crying, facepainting and eating vaseline) was the last we’d hear of this NBA has-been?No. Of course no…

    August 18, 2009
  12. MLS All-Stars vs Chelsea FC

    Don’t miss the AT&T MLS All-Star Game as we take on the Champions of Europe, Chelsea FC at PPL Park in Chester, PA. The match is July 25th at 8:30pm ET and will air in the US on ES…

    July 20, 2006