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March Madness: Using Dork Science To Predict The Final Four
Heavy.com unveils a new way of predicting the winners of the NCAA March Madness Final Four games – dork video game science. Check it out.
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April 1, 2010CommentMarch Madness: Final 4 Preview
The Final Four field has finally been set, and now a nation’s worth of second-rate sportswriters, well-shaved TV talking heads, and self-appointed experts will descend upon Indiana…
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March 29, 2010March Madness: NCAA Underdogs
Here are five great underdogs for you to pull for during this second week of the NCAA tournament.
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March 25, 2010March Madness: Things To Watch For On First Round Friday
It’s hard work to not work as much as most of us have in the past couple days. The mental energy spent on seeming like we are accomplishing the expected when actually not doing a d…
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March 19, 2010March Madness: Things To Watch For On First Round Thursday
The Gods of American Slack-Assery certainly blessed us all this year, with a St. Patrick’s Day Wednesday followed up by the tip-off of March Madness proper. Most American workplace…
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March 18, 2010March Madness: The Play-In Game
Apparently the NCAA tournament actually tipped off last night, in the illustrious play-in game, which is technically considered part of the overall tournament regardless of it bein…
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March 17, 2010March Madness: The Number One Seeds
Ahh… the time of year when March Madness springs back upon us all, clogging up our collective productivity with socially accepted time-wasting activities, when even the ultra-hom…
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March 16, 2010Mascot Attack!
Okay, the Toronto Raptors officially have the coolest mascot ever – a giant, inflatable, cheerleader-eating dinosaur.
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February 12, 2010Mayweather is Right: Fighters Have to Clean Up Their Own Sports
Floyd Mayweather’s insistence that Manny Pacquiao complete rigorous drug screenings before the two engage in an inevitable megafight next year may be nothing more than mind games.
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December 23, 2009Top 10 Worthless Sports Teams Of The Decade
This decade has seen a lot of worthless teams stumble and fumble their way out of our hearts and into our toilets, and so coming up with the ten most worthless teams of the decade …
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December 23, 2009MMA Moves Into Women’s Soccer
I’m not sure whether to be scanalized or aroused. In the semifinals of the Moutnain West Conference tournament, New Mexico player Elizabeth Lambert got pretty aggressive on the pit…
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November 6, 2009Ted Williams: Still In The Game
Ted Williams was once the best hitter in baseball. He had a swing as pure as a winter snowfall, as beautiful as the sun reflecting majestically off the water.
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October 2, 2009Highway To The Hockey Zone
Is this the greatest thing of all time? The UAF Nanook Hockey Team commissioned a new scoreboard opening from an Alaskan motion graphics company.
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October 1, 2009Floyd Mayweather’s Questionable Win
So I caught up with the Mayweather / Marquez fight and the surrounding controversy today. If you’re not in the loop, Mayweather didn’t make weight for the contest, coming to the we…
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September 21, 2009Fantasy Football Sans The Football
Well, it’s that time of year again. Get all of your buddies together, make up “drafts” that no one outside of the 10 of you could give two sh*ts about, and then get drunk… Becaus…
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August 21, 2009