Sketch Comedy

Looking to make a wicked pissa Ben Affleck movie, but you’re stuck in some lame state like Nebraska or Utah? Not to worry, Ben Affleck’s custom screenwriting kit will practically w…

The Selective Outrage card allows you to choose which issues you get angry about, free from the judgement of others. Being shallow and narcissistic never felt so good.

Love hurts. Thankfully, once you make it past those first four miserable stages, you can soak in the sweet victory of stage five. It’s all about closure.

Chess can be a dangerous game, especially when your opponent knows your every move and has a murderous streak. Play it safe, switch to solitaire.

Evildoers beware, the Lumberjacks are a crime fighting super force making the streets safe again. What they lack in fighting skills, weapons, and overall performance they make up f…

You may think of Colonel Sanders as just some old dude who hit it big in the chicken racket, but the guy has a past. The man has seen some gnarly things, things that even fried chi…

Do you know about guy code? I hope for the sake of your mancard and future offspring that you do. The future of all MANkind depends on it.

Scoring with women isn’t always the easiest thing to do, and some people have it tougher than others. To say that this guy stinks when it comes to picking up the ladies would be an…

Sometimes it’s best to just appreciate what’s standing right in front of you, like a half naked woman. Ah, forget that, more, more, more! What’s the worst that could happen, right?

Life as an undead, homicidal maniac has it’s ups and downs. Jason Vorhees sits down to discuss some of the hobbies he’s been enjoying, aside from hacking up sex-crazed teenagers.

Crippled kids in wheelchairs, wish granting genies, teenage punks, sometimes a man just wants to enjoy a sexy cat painting. Is that too much to ask for in this mixed up world?

Somewhere in a galaxy, far, far away the Dude has a brother, and his name is Master Dave. While other Jedis use the Force for fighting the forces of evil, Master Dave is more conce…

Hypnosis is a powerful thing, especially when put into the hands of two jackasses who have hypnotized each other.

Just how many times have you thought about taking that slip n’ slide action to the roof? Zero? Well, make no mistake, a few beers in and it could happen to anybody.

Slice through thick steaks, frozen chicken breasts and pesky telephone lines with ease, with the all new Murder Knife. Good for just about anything and everything… just not murde…