Science

  1. WATCH: Capuchin Monkeys Protest Unequal Pay

    Everything is better with monkeys. Science experiments, economic inequality, Internet videos, etc. Everything.

    November 17, 2012
  2. Brazil Plans to Clone Endangered Species

    Could humans be next?

    November 14, 2012
  3. Day/Night Cycle Makes New Super-Earth More Hospitable to Life

    This planet could have all the conditions necessary for life.

    November 9, 2012
  4. NASA Building Deep-Space Habitat: We’re Moving to Space, Bitches!

    Real life is becoming more like science fiction everyday. Could humans wind up living in deep space? I hope so!

    October 27, 2012
  5. The Science Behind Frankenstorm

    Get ready to mock your friends for their lack of knowledge on the matter, because you’ll actually understand what’s happening when the storm hits.

    October 27, 2012
  6. Beluga Whale Mimics Human Voice, Sounds Like Swedish Chef [AUDIO]

    Listen to amazing audio of a beluga whale who trained himself to talk like a human.

    October 22, 2012
  7. Robotic Refrigerator Forces You to Smile (VIDEO)

    Robots make hangovers worse and binge eating impossible. Smile!

    October 22, 2012
  8. For $1,200 Women Can Be Guaranteed an Orgasm with ‘G-Shot’ Injection

    The “G-Shot” injection pumps “filler” into the female G Spot, “guaranteeing” an orgasm for women.

    October 22, 2012
  9. Poop Transplants Are the New Cure for Deadly Diarrhea [VIDEO]

    Antibiotics: bad. Putting someone else’s poop up your butt: good.

    October 22, 2012
  10. STUDY: Adorable Kittens Make You Work Better

    The Internet is actually good for something! All this time I thought the endless cat pictures were annoying and pointless, turns out they were making me focus.

    October 20, 2012
  11. STUDY: Boys Hitting Puberty at a Younger Age

    Strangely and coincidentally blindness is also up among younger boys. I blame Kate Upton.

    October 20, 2012
  12. New Theory Suggests the Moon is Made Mostly Out of Earth

    The Moon is nothin’ but Earth’s baby.

    October 18, 2012
  13. Citizen Astronauts Discover First Planet With Four Stars

    Planet Hunters, a scientific crowdsourcing website, has made astronomy history by discovering the first planet with four stars.

    October 17, 2012
  14. Astronomers Discover Diamond Planet Bigger Than Earth

    Imagine a diamond. Now imagine it twice the size of Earth.

    October 12, 2012
  15. ‘Jurassic Park’ Impossible: Can’t Clone Dinos, Scientists Say

    We can all stop hoping for a pet T-Rex. It’s just not happening.

    October 10, 2012