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Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew d…

Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos …

Jon Benjamin speaks to his son in a British accent. Oh, I feel I should also mention that he’s not British… and his 9-yr-old son has no idea.

Similar to the YouTube of today, the YouTube of the ’90s was a wonderful place, full of constructive comments and enlightening cat videos for free viewing on your personal personal…

eHarmony reject you again? Match.com not matching you up? Perhaps you should try Daddy Issues Dating, they make it their goal to find the perfect guy to treat you like utter crap.

If you love some YouTube, but hate the fact that you can’t have 24-hr access every cat video when offline, there’s a solution. Now you can own every video ever uploaded to YouTube …

Much like today’s Facebook, the Facebook of the ’90s was an equally confusing place, full of relatives and weirdos that you would rather ignore online than talk to in real life.

Congress gets a lot of flack for being just a bunch of stuffy, over-the-hill white guys with bad haircuts. Enter James “Sugar Boots” Franklin, the first boom box carrying, rollersk…

12-yr-old Jerrod sits down to talk about the wicked awesome shark that bit off his leg. Gnarly!

Caitlin Teagart was euthanized this week after failed attempts by her parents to pull her away from her cellphone and Facebook. It’s called tough love, folks.

Wrapped in sweatpants and a layer of doughy fat, lies a mysterious aura that makes Ryan Rosenberg one of the world’s greatest lovers.

For Astronomical Image Enhancement Engineer Brant Widgeon, the most difficult part of his job isn’t cleaning up celestial bodies or white dwarfs, it’s pesky photobombing space cats…

Every time you leave your dog alone you’re putting them through psychological torture that makes a Viet Cong prison camp look like Club Med. Soothe their delicate ears with this co…

It may be too late to stop the brainless wave of booty that’s crashing over America’s youth and washing civilization as we know it down the drain. Grab your Beatles albums and seek…