1. Did Homosexuality Kill Off the Dinosaurs?

    “Science” has now discovered that dinosaurs died not because of some meteor hitting Earth, but because of their fabulous homosexual lifestyle.

    September 14, 2012
  2. Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial

    If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.

    September 7, 2012
  3. Homeless or Fashion Model? Take the Quiz

    New York Fashion Week is in full swing and it can be kinda weird. We can’t tell who’s homeless and who just wants to look homeless.

    September 7, 2012
  4. Bullies For America: Wussy Kids Need Us

    Human evolution needs bullies. How else are the puss-ass cowards of the school yard going to become the great innovators of the future?

    September 5, 2012
  5. Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host

    Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!

    August 16, 2012
  6. 10 Animals Pissed Off That Sharks Have Their Own Week

    It may be Shark Week, but we’ve rounded up 10 animals that feel they deserve their own respective week of Discovery Channel programming.

    August 14, 2012
  7. Shocking Anti-Gay Chic-fil-A Commercial

    Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!

    August 1, 2012
  8. #WhiteGirlProblems

    Your Instagram Starbucks photo didn’t come out right and you lost a follower on Pintrest, nooooooooo!!! #lifeissocruel

    July 30, 2012
  9. Don’t Believe the Hype, Laptops Are Not Food

    Believe it or not, science has proven that laptops provide absolutely zero nutritional value. Don’t eat your laptop, try these delicious alternatives instead.

    July 23, 2012
  10. Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism

    When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.

    June 25, 2012
  11. Silence Your Crying Children with Nap Time

    Let’s face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on th…

    June 7, 2012
  12. #WhiteBoyProblems

    Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew d…

    June 1, 2012
  13. A Look at Presidential Candidates in 2040

    Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos …

    May 31, 2012
  14. Horrible Tips in Parenting From Jon Benjamin

    Jon Benjamin speaks to his son in a British accent. Oh, I feel I should also mention that he’s not British… and his 9-yr-old son has no idea.

    May 24, 2012
  15. What if YouTube Existed in the ’90s

    Similar to the YouTube of today, the YouTube of the ’90s was a wonderful place, full of constructive comments and enlightening cat videos for free viewing on your personal personal…

    April 23, 2012