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It may be Shark Week, but we’ve rounded up 10 animals that feel they deserve their own respective week of Discovery Channel programming.

Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!

Your Instagram Starbucks photo didn’t come out right and you lost a follower on Pintrest, nooooooooo!!! #lifeissocruel

When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.

Let’s face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on th…

Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew d…

Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos …

Jon Benjamin speaks to his son in a British accent. Oh, I feel I should also mention that he’s not British… and his 9-yr-old son has no idea.

Similar to the YouTube of today, the YouTube of the ’90s was a wonderful place, full of constructive comments and enlightening cat videos for free viewing on your personal personal…

eHarmony reject you again? Match.com not matching you up? Perhaps you should try Daddy Issues Dating, they make it their goal to find the perfect guy to treat you like utter crap.

If you love some YouTube, but hate the fact that you can’t have 24-hr access every cat video when offline, there’s a solution. Now you can own every video ever uploaded to YouTube …

Much like today’s Facebook, the Facebook of the ’90s was an equally confusing place, full of relatives and weirdos that you would rather ignore online than talk to in real life.

Congress gets a lot of flack for being just a bunch of stuffy, over-the-hill white guys with bad haircuts. Enter James “Sugar Boots” Franklin, the first boom box carrying, rollersk…