1. How Facebook Graph Search Will Improve and Ruin Your Life

    Facebook and the Zuckerberg army are about to turn your life into one big version of Yelp with the new graph search.

    January 16, 2013
  2. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know Porn Exists

    Wait a second. Let me get this straight, there are NAKED photos of supermodels on the web? And they’re free?!

    January 2, 2013
  3. True Facts About the Sea’s Most Disgusting Creature, the Angler Fish

    Ugh, Angler Fish, why do you have to be so gross all the time?

    December 31, 2012
  4. Mick Jagger’s Love Letter REVEALED

    Mick Jagger’s love letters to Marsha Hunt were purchased for $300,000 this week. Read one of the letters here!

    December 13, 2012
  5. 2012 Headlines: Real or Onion Fakes? Take the Quiz

    North Korean unicorns and gorillas with mortality complexes – 2012 brought some strange headlines, but what’s real and what’s fake?!

    December 10, 2012
  6. Calgon Bath Salts, the Non-Face-Eating-Zombie Bath Salts

    Calgon Bath Salts come in three refreshing fragrances and more than likely will NOT turn you into a psychotic face eater.

    December 5, 2012
  7. What are Google Employees Using Instead of Google+?

    Nobody’s using Google+, not even Google.

    November 15, 2012
  8. The 20 Hottest Photos of Babes in Burqas

    We can’t be certain, but we’re pretty sure that these girls are hot.

    November 9, 2012
  9. Pope Tweets: The Best Tweets From the Pope’s Twitter Account

    The Pope is on Twitter! Could a Tumblr or Pinterest be next? #HolyTweets

    November 8, 2012
  10. 10 Election Headlines Predicted: Obama Wins, Freedom No Longer Safe

    “We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.

    November 6, 2012
  11. Five Questions You’re Guaranteed to Hear at Tonight’s Presidential Debate

    Who needs to watch the debate!?! Here’s the questions guaranteed to be asked, the answers to be answered and the analysis you need to be an informed American.

    October 16, 2012
  12. Watch: Group of Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee

    You should never need to seek grief therapy after what is supposed to be a fun day at Sea World.

    September 28, 2012
  13. Honest Look at The Avengers, a Geek’s 2 Hour Wet Dream

    Marvel’s B-team comes together in Joss Whedon’s two hour geek fest that made more money in one weekend than the entire country of Ethiopia all year.

    September 25, 2012
  14. French Mag Publishes Naked Muhammad Cartoons; Riot Cops Surround Offices

    The world just can’t get enough of mocking the Islamic Prophet Mohammad.

    September 19, 2012
  15. Mitt Romney’s Sons Attack NYC With Their One Black Friend

    The Romney sons attack the crime riddled streets of NYC’s West Village to check out some of the youthful hangouts and spread the Romney word.

    September 17, 2012