Satire
Watch: Group of Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee
You should never need to seek grief therapy after what is supposed to be a fun day at Sea World.
comedy
September 28, 2012CommentHonest Look at The Avengers, a Geek’s 2 Hour Wet Dream
Marvel’s B-team comes together in Joss Whedon’s two hour geek fest that made more money in one weekend than the entire country of Ethiopia all year.
comedy
September 25, 2012French Mag Publishes Naked Muhammad Cartoons; Riot Cops Surround Offic…
The world just can’t get enough of mocking the Islamic Prophet Mohammad.
news
September 19, 2012Mitt Romney’s Sons Attack NYC With Their One Black Friend
The Romney sons attack the crime riddled streets of NYC’s West Village to check out some of the youthful hangouts and spread the Romney word.
comedy
September 17, 2012Did Homosexuality Kill Off the Dinosaurs?
“Science” has now discovered that dinosaurs died not because of some meteor hitting Earth, but because of their fabulous homosexual lifestyle.
comedy
September 14, 2012Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial
If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.
comedy
September 7, 2012Homeless or Fashion Model? Take the Quiz
New York Fashion Week is in full swing and it can be kinda weird. We can’t tell who’s homeless and who just wants to look homeless.
comedy
September 7, 2012Bullies For America: Wussy Kids Need Us
Human evolution needs bullies. How else are the puss-ass cowards of the school yard going to become the great innovators of the future?
comedy
September 5, 2012Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host
Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!
comedy
August 16, 201210 Animals Pissed Off That Sharks Have Their Own Week
It may be Shark Week, but we’ve rounded up 10 animals that feel they deserve their own respective week of Discovery Channel programming.
comedy
August 14, 2012Shocking Anti-Gay Chic-fil-A Commercial
Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!
comedy
August 1, 2012#WhiteGirlProblems
Your Instagram Starbucks photo didn’t come out right and you lost a follower on Pintrest, nooooooooo!!! #lifeissocruel
comedy
July 30, 2012Don’t Believe the Hype, Laptops Are Not Food
Believe it or not, science has proven that laptops provide absolutely zero nutritional value. Don’t eat your laptop, try these delicious alt…
Comedy
July 23, 2012Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism
When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.
comedy
June 25, 2012Silence Your Crying Children with Nap Time
Let’s face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on th…
comedy
June 7, 2012