Satire

  1. Watch: Group of Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee

    You should never need to seek grief therapy after what is supposed to be a fun day at Sea World.

    September 28, 2012
  2. Honest Look at The Avengers, a Geek’s 2 Hour Wet Dream

    Marvel’s B-team comes together in Joss Whedon’s two hour geek fest that made more money in one weekend than the entire country of Ethiopia all year.

    September 25, 2012
  3. French Mag Publishes Naked Muhammad Cartoons; Riot Cops Surround Offic…

    The world just can’t get enough of mocking the Islamic Prophet Mohammad.

    September 19, 2012
  4. Mitt Romney’s Sons Attack NYC With Their One Black Friend

    The Romney sons attack the crime riddled streets of NYC’s West Village to check out some of the youthful hangouts and spread the Romney word.

    September 17, 2012
  5. Did Homosexuality Kill Off the Dinosaurs?

    “Science” has now discovered that dinosaurs died not because of some meteor hitting Earth, but because of their fabulous homosexual lifestyle.

    September 14, 2012
  6. Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial

    If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.

    September 7, 2012
  7. Homeless or Fashion Model? Take the Quiz

    New York Fashion Week is in full swing and it can be kinda weird. We can’t tell who’s homeless and who just wants to look homeless.

    September 7, 2012
  8. Bullies For America: Wussy Kids Need Us

    Human evolution needs bullies. How else are the puss-ass cowards of the school yard going to become the great innovators of the future?

    September 5, 2012
  9. Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host

    Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!

    August 16, 2012
  10. 10 Animals Pissed Off That Sharks Have Their Own Week

    It may be Shark Week, but we’ve rounded up 10 animals that feel they deserve their own respective week of Discovery Channel programming.

    August 14, 2012
  11. Shocking Anti-Gay Chic-fil-A Commercial

    Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!

    August 1, 2012
  12. #WhiteGirlProblems

    Your Instagram Starbucks photo didn’t come out right and you lost a follower on Pintrest, nooooooooo!!! #lifeissocruel

    July 30, 2012
  13. Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism

    When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.

    June 25, 2012
  14. Silence Your Crying Children with Nap Time

    Let’s face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on th…

    June 7, 2012