Satire
Jon Lajoie Launches Kickstarter Campaign to Become Super Rich
Comedian Jon Lajoie may be on a successful sitcom but that doesn’t mean he’s swimming in a pool of money yet. It’s up to YOU to make him filthy rich!
social
May 31, 2013Comment15 Things Xbox One Does That They Didn’t Tell You
The Xbox One can command your TV, internet and gaming experience like no other system before, but it does a lot of other cool stuff you don’t know about, too.
entertainment
May 21, 2013Thug Kitchen Calls Out Chumps and Haters of Healthy Lifestyles
Take note, players, chumps and snitches. Thug Kitchen is all about eating the sh*t out of a healthy lifestyle. Word up, b*tch!
social
March 28, 2013Groundbreaking New Medicine Lowers IQ to Make Life More Bearable
“The world’s a much brighter place when you’re not too bright.”
social
March 22, 2013The Dung Beetle is Blowing Up on YouTube with its Disgusting Lifestyle
The dung beetle would be committed to a psycho ward in no time if it were a person. Playing with feces, that’s just gross, dung beetle.
social
March 19, 2013A Play-by-Play of Pope Benedict’s Last Day in the Papacy
We have an idea of how the Pope’s last day is going down. It will be an epic day for the world, but a pretty normal one for himself.
entertainment
February 27, 2013The Onion Calls 9-Year-Old Oscar Nominee the C-Word in Tweet
Racism, sexism or just a joke gone too far?
entertainment
February 25, 2013How to Eat Ketchup and 4 Other Life Changing Tips
Wouldn’t you’d like to learn how to pee at the movies without missing a thing or how to tell time without a watch? Stop failing at life and learn these tips!
comedy
February 20, 2013Are Guns the Real Problem or Could it be Something Else?
People can’t stop arguing about gun control, but do guns really kill people or is there something far more common that we need to be afraid of?
comedy
February 10, 2013WATCH: Westboro Baptist Church Now Has a Dating Site for Racist Single…
The dating site for brainwashed singles looking for that special somebody who shares their hate mongering lifestyle.
comedy
February 6, 2013‘Django Unchained’ is Causing a Racial Guilt Side Effect
Psychologists are puzzled with the racial based psychological pandemic known as “Django guilt.”
comedy
January 27, 2013WATCH: Ze Frank’s True Facts About the Seahorse
The seahorse is a dastardly little creature that oozes sensuality. Feel the heat in the water.
comedy
January 18, 2013How Facebook Graph Search Will Improve and Ruin Your Life
Facebook and the Zuckerberg army are about to turn your life into one big version of Yelp with the new graph search.
comedy
January 16, 2013Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know Porn …
Wait a second. Let me get this straight, there are NAKED photos of supermodels on the web? And they’re free?!
comedy
January 2, 2013True Facts About the Sea’s Most Disgusting Creature, the Angler Fish
Ugh, Angler Fish, why do you have to be so gross all the time?
comedy
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