Satire

People can’t stop arguing about gun control, but do guns really kill people or is there something far more common that we need to be afraid of?

The dating site for brainwashed singles looking for that special somebody who shares their hate mongering lifestyle.

Psychologists are puzzled with the racial based psychological pandemic known as “Django guilt.”

The seahorse is a dastardly little creature that oozes sensuality. Feel the heat in the water.

Facebook and the Zuckerberg army are about to turn your life into one big version of Yelp with the new graph search.

Wait a second. Let me get this straight, there are NAKED photos of supermodels on the web? And they’re free?!

Ugh, Angler Fish, why do you have to be so gross all the time?

Mick Jagger’s love letters to Marsha Hunt were purchased for $300,000 this week. Read one of the letters here!

North Korean unicorns and gorillas with mortality complexes – 2012 brought some strange headlines, but what’s real and what’s fake?!

Calgon Bath Salts come in three refreshing fragrances and more than likely will NOT turn you into a psychotic face eater.

Nobody’s using Google+, not even Google.

The Pope is on Twitter! Could a Tumblr or Pinterest be next? #HolyTweets

“We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.

Who needs to watch the debate!?! Here’s the questions guaranteed to be asked, the answers to be answered and the analysis you need to be an informed American.