Religion

Some cultures just don’t understand the merits of porn, plastic surgery and ginormous asses.

Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi has decreed himself extraordinary. Who is he, really? And what do his new powers mean?

Angus T. Jones, 19-year-old “Two and a Half Men star, appears in a Christian video that calls the show “filth” — though it pays him $350K an episode.

You don’t need to be an old house-bound spinster to enjoy these clips — and we promise not to ask for money.

Louisiana is filling students’ heads full of creationist wisdom with its new voucher program. These textbook lessons speak for themselves.

The Pope is on Twitter! Could a Tumblr or Pinterest be next? #HolyTweets

OMG.

No God, no camping. Rules are rules, kid.

Priests touch little boys = no jail. Butler leaks letters of bishops whining = 18 months in jail. Morality!

Nothing sums up 5,000 years of violence like cartoons.

The Pope’s butler is on trial. No, that’s not the start to a really hilarious joke, that’s a real thing happening in the world.

Apparently the church’s drug treatment program didn’t work for the Sons of Anarchy actor who murdered his 81-year-old landlady in a drug-fueled rage.

She escaped the church of Scientology and lived to tell about it.

So apparently blasphemy is somehow illegal in Greece and something you can get arrested for. But is it only for against Christianity or can you be thrown in jail for mocking Zeus a…

“It’s just like going to Denny’s except instead of two scoops ice cream it’s two scoops of priest!” — priest to kids