Relationships

  1. Scrotum-Chomping Woman Back in Court after Boyfriend Takes Her Back

    These people give a whole new meaning to “she’s got you by the balls, dude.”

    October 1, 2012
  2. SUNY College Freshman Found Beaten to Death in Dorm, Boyfriend Charged

    A senseless tragedy takes the life of a beautiful and promising freshman student.

    September 30, 2012
  3. Cops Bust Man for Shooting Load of Dish Soap into Girlfriend’s Pottymo…

    Someone has been watching too many Old Spice commercials…

    September 27, 2012
  4. Russian Dating Videos Sexually Excite Libidinous Siberian Yaks

    I think you’ve got a pretty good shot at scoring with one of these Russian women, as long as you don’t smell like onions and have an indoor bathroom.

    September 24, 2012
  5. Woman Finds Out Her Dead Husband Was Her Dad

    A woman from Ohio had her world shattered when she discovered that her husband was actually her father. Gross. She mothered three of his children.

    September 20, 2012
  6. California Chef Slow Cooks His Wife for 4 Days

    My guess is that his restaurant lost its Zagat rating.

    September 19, 2012
  7. Navy Officer Fakes His Own Death to Break Up with Mistress

    Gee, the least he could’ve done was send a text message.

    September 19, 2012
  8. A Dating Site for People With OCD, Because Crazy Needs Love Too

    Find the match who will love you forever and ever… just as long as you promise to turn the stove off and on precisely 37 times.

    September 13, 2012
  9. Will Arnett & Amy Poehler Breakup: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Sad news for America’s funniest couple.

    September 6, 2012
  10. Duke Dude Drives Girlfriend’s Car into Giant Sinkhole, Guarantees no S…

    First rule of dating: Do not drive her car into a hole.

    September 6, 2012
  11. Chad Johnson Tattoos His Estranged Wife’s Face on His Leg

    He’re really, really sorry about the head butt. So he stuck your head on his leg.

    September 4, 2012
  12. Electric Shock Love Necklace Keeps Infidelity at Bay

    Nothing keeps those wedding vows in tact like the electric power of 10,000 volts.

    August 21, 2012
  13. Here’s the Boston MILF Chad Johnson Banged for 4 Months, She Says

    Long before Chad allegedly head-butted wife Evelyn Lozada, he was allegedly cheating on her with Beverly Shiner for months before and after the Superbowl.

    August 14, 2012
  14. Man Avoids Assassination Attempt and Remains Chill in Coolness

    Few people would be this chill if they had a bounty on their head. Get this man a beer.

    August 8, 2012