Relationships
Scrotum-Chomping Woman Back in Court after Boyfriend Takes Her Back
These people give a whole new meaning to “she’s got you by the balls, dude.”
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October 1, 2012CommentSUNY College Freshman Found Beaten to Death in Dorm, Boyfriend Charged
A senseless tragedy takes the life of a beautiful and promising freshman student.
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September 30, 2012Cops Bust Man for Shooting Load of Dish Soap into Girlfriend’s Pottymo…
Someone has been watching too many Old Spice commercials…
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September 27, 2012Russian Dating Videos Sexually Excite Libidinous Siberian Yaks
I think you’ve got a pretty good shot at scoring with one of these Russian women, as long as you don’t smell like onions and have an indoor bathroom.
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September 24, 2012Woman Finds Out Her Dead Husband Was Her Dad
A woman from Ohio had her world shattered when she discovered that her husband was actually her father. Gross. She mothered three of his children.
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September 20, 2012California Chef Slow Cooks His Wife for 4 Days
My guess is that his restaurant lost its Zagat rating.
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September 19, 2012Navy Officer Fakes His Own Death to Break Up with Mistress
Gee, the least he could’ve done was send a text message.
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September 19, 2012A Dating Site for People With OCD, Because Crazy Needs Love Too
Find the match who will love you forever and ever… just as long as you promise to turn the stove off and on precisely 37 times.
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September 13, 2012Will Arnett & Amy Poehler Breakup: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Sad news for America’s funniest couple.
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September 6, 2012Duke Dude Drives Girlfriend’s Car into Giant Sinkhole, Guarantees no S…
First rule of dating: Do not drive her car into a hole.
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September 6, 2012Chad Johnson Tattoos His Estranged Wife’s Face on His Leg
He’re really, really sorry about the head butt. So he stuck your head on his leg.
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September 4, 2012Electric Shock Love Necklace Keeps Infidelity at Bay
Nothing keeps those wedding vows in tact like the electric power of 10,000 volts.
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August 21, 2012Here’s the Boston MILF Chad Johnson Banged for 4 Months, She Says
Long before Chad allegedly head-butted wife Evelyn Lozada, he was allegedly cheating on her with Beverly Shiner for months before and after the Superbowl.
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August 14, 2012Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Head-butts Wife in Condom Fight: Cops
Say it ain’t so, Ocho!
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August 12, 2012Man Avoids Assassination Attempt and Remains Chill in Coolness
Few people would be this chill if they had a bounty on their head. Get this man a beer.
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August 8, 2012