Relationships

And you thought eyedrops were just for paranoid stoners…

To please the dead, we sometimes must disturb the living.

A brave set of firefighters rescued a woman from a brutal meat cleaver attack in Chinatown.

At least in the US we can cheat freely since Google Maps blurs people’s faces.

Her dad summed it up: “Johana is with God and Edith is with the Devil.”

Men marrying cats, women marrying dolphins, people marrying game characters. Love is a strange thing and people will marry anything or anyone, even themselves.

She went from good teacher to bad teacher in one night.

Talking bacon and drunk cats on Valentine’s Day? Trust us, they’re far funnier than any Hallmark card you might buy.

Think your relationship sucks? It does, but these are way worse.

Are you alone for the big day? Don’t worry, it’s for crooks, creeps, and cretins anyway!

Larry Bird’s son Conner seems like kind of an angry jerk, but we’ll let the law decide that one.

The warnings were there … but they happened to be on Dontdatehimgirl.com.

Will you make me the happiest contributing writer in the whole internet? Say yes to the epic FAIL that is the proposal.

She’s the one-night stand who supposedly broke up Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Now he’s trying to hook up with her again?

Gentlemen, always be careful where you stick that thing…