Prison

  1. OJ Simpson Gay? Has Posse of ‘Girls’ in Prison

    The Acquitted Murderer Formerly Known as Juice might have more to him than meets the eye. Just ask his transgendered prison posse.

    February 12, 2013
  2. Prison Guard Impregnated by ‘Retarded’ Cop-Killing Inmate to Help Him …

    Allegedly, “the sole purpose was to impregnate her.”

    February 5, 2013
  3. D’oh! Indiana Murderer Mistakenly Released From Prison

    In an epic fail, authorities made a paperwork goof and put a killer on the loose.

    February 1, 2013
  4. The Office Created to Close Guantanamo … is Closed

    Not the best news on the whole America-doesn’t-torture-people front.

    January 29, 2013
  5. Porn Peddler Gets 4 Years for Bestiality & Poop Movies

    Apparently there’s a line, and this guy crossed it.

    January 17, 2013
  6. Judge: Wikileaks Mole Manning Received ‘Illegal Pretrial Punishment’

    Any sentence for the Wikileaks informant will be reduced as compensation for his suffering.

    January 8, 2013
  7. Prison Cat Found With Cellphone, Small Saws in Brazil

    Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.

    January 5, 2013
  8. Cops Bag Bank Robber Who Made Epic Prison Escape

    One of two bank robbers who pulled off an insane escape is already back behind bars.

    December 21, 2012
  9. GREAT ESCAPE: Bank Robbers Climb 15 Stories on Bedsheet Ropes from Chi…

    In a wild escape worthy of a Hollywood script, they squeezed out a 15 inch window and dangled 15 stories to freedom. They’re considered armed and dangerous.

    December 18, 2012
  10. Too-Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Hole, Botches Jailbreak

    225-pound prisoner Rafael Valadao got stuck in an escape hole, hilariously botching a Brazil prison escape.

    December 5, 2012
  11. Quadriplegic Rapist Who Costs $625,000 a Year will be Freed from Jail

    The court figures the odds are slim that he’ll rape again.

    November 16, 2012
  12. Beer Runs Allowed for Inmates in American Samoa

    Inmates in American Samoa have apparently been getting free unsupervised trips to the convenience store for beer and snacks.

    October 3, 2012
  13. Amish Beard-Cutter Sam Mullet Sr.: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    An Amish “boss” could spend the rest of his life behind bars for ordering his sons and henchmen to cut the beards off fellow Amish who argued with him.

    September 21, 2012
  14. Too Fat to Fry? 480-Pounder Claims He’s Too Tubby for Execution

    A killer on death row is playing the fat card to delay his date with hell.

    September 17, 2012
  15. How to Survive Prison

    Who says prison is a scary place? Our handy dandy guide will give you all the know how that you need to make your time in the joint a breeze.

    September 1, 2011