Priest

  1. Catholic Priest’s Sex Assault Trial Reveals His Secret Marriage

    Clearly, he couldn’t have sexually assaulted a young girl because he’s enjoying a healthy sex life with his secret wife.

    March 15, 2013
  2. Meth-Dealing Priest Suspended for Cross-Dressing & Having Sex in Rectory

    It’s kind of like a messed up version of Clue. “It was the priest with the meth in the rectory!”

    January 18, 2013
  3. GODSPEED! Priest Busted as Crystal Meth Kingpin

    At least he’s not a pedophile.

    January 17, 2013
  4. Priest Made Kids Lick Whipped Cream Off His Knees

    “It’s just like going to Denny’s except instead of two scoops ice cream it’s two scoops of priest!” — priest to kids

    September 20, 2012
  5. Priest

    Paul Bettany plays a priest who disobeys church law in order to track down the vampires who kidnapped his niece.

    January 25, 2011