Presidents of the United States of America

  1. Heavy: Obama Justifies Killing Anwar al-Awlaki with U.S. Drones

    Obama Justifies Killing Anwar al-Awlaki with U.S. Drones

    In today’s speech, Obama explained why the US droned and killed three American citizens including Anwar al-Awlak

    news

    May 23, 2013
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  2. Heavy: Former President George H.W. Bush in Intensive Care

    Former President George H.W. Bush in Intensive Care

    The former president has been battling bronchitis since November of this year.

    news

    December 27, 2012
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  3. Heavy: Top 10 Pics of People Using the Washington Monument as a Dong

    Top 10 Pics of People Using the Washington Monument as a Dong

    Slightly more phallic than the Eiffel Tower yet slightly less “braggy” than Big Ben. (Heyoooooo!)

    comedy

    December 6, 2012
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  4. Heavy: Filmmaker Says Obama's Mama Posed Naked for a Communist

    Filmmaker Says Obama’s Mama Posed Naked for a Communist

    A film being shipped out to voters claims President Obama’s mother posed naked back in the day. Did she? And does it matter now?

    news

    September 29, 2012
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  5. Heavy: Move Over, Obama: Captain America Takes Office

    Move Over, Obama: Captain America Takes Office

    Don’t worry, Marvel has decided the 2012 election for you.

    entertainment

    September 19, 2012
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  6. Heavy: Bill Murray's Take on Presidential Incest

    Bill Murray’s Take on Presidential Incest

    Did you know that Bill Murray has eight siblings? Neither did I… more importantly, he’s staring in Hyde Park on Hudson about FDR’s love affair with a distant cousin. Pre…

    movies

    May 28, 2012
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  7. Heavy: Presidential Bad Asses

    Presidential Bad Asses

    It’s Presidents Day, and you know what that means? Time for a historical tribute to John F. Kennedy’s great alien slaying hunt of 1963. USA…

    Comedy

    February 20, 2012
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  8. Heavy: Bumbershoot Music Festival Lineup

    Bumbershoot Music Festival Lineup

    Seattle hosts yet another amazing music festival September 3rd-5th. Act featured include: Hall and Oates, Wiz Khalifa, Big Boi, YACHT, Phantogram, Broken Social Scene and many more…

    music

    August 22, 2011
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