Somebody has entirely too much time on their hands… and is now probably single.

Jessica Lee might look like your average American good girl, but the apparently aspiring chemist has something else on her mind.

You know you’ve got roommates with a twisted sense of humor when they remodel your room to resemble that of 6-year-old girl’s.

You can’t drive drunk if you’re crying on the bathroom floor like a baby.

Think twice about where you choose to take a leak or suffer the consequences.

It’s amazing how a single tweet can create a ripple that ends relationships around the world. Mwahahahaha!

Let it be known, if you mess with your school’s yearbook – you WILL go to prison. Okay, probably not, but you might get detention.

You can ask your mom to pay your cell phone bill or buy you drugs, but not both.

That stereotype about Ferrari owners being total jerks – turns out it’s pretty legit after all.

Trenton City Councilwoman Kathy McBride found out the hard way what the “Blue Waffle Disease” really is.

Happy April Fools’ Day! In need of a good prank idea? Check out these GIFs and feel the sinister inspiration!