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Election Day Photo Gallery: The Funniest Pics Shared on Social Media
Hilarious scenes from around the country as Americans hit the polls.
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November 6, 2012Comment10 Election Headlines Predicted: Obama Wins, Freedom No Longer Safe
“We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.
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November 6, 2012WATCH: Presidential Fails Compilation
Not happy with the current commander in chief? That oval office has had the stench of fail for decades now and we’ve got the video to prove it.
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November 5, 2012The Truth about Exit Polls: Meet the Man Behind the Data [EXCLUSIVE]
The man behind every presidential exit poll gives the inside scoop to Heavy.
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November 5, 2012A Romney-Biden White House: It Could Happen, and Here’s How
Romney AND Biden. This can’t be what the founding fathers had in mind.
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November 5, 2012DEAD HEAT: New Polls Show Obama-Romney in Virtual Tie
Two polls show the candidates neck-and-neck in the popular vote.
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November 5, 2012Will Ferrell Jumps on the Obama Train and Vows to Eat Garbage
Will Ferrell wants you to vote this Tuesday. He especially wants you to vote for Obama and is willing to eat garbage to win you over.
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November 5, 2012Rachael Maddow Eviscerates Romney’s Blatant Lies With Fact Checking
Rachel Maddow’s just done what the right wing didn’t want her to do…check facts.
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November 4, 2012U.S. Military Shipping Millions of Gallons of Fuel to NY & NJ
Your corner gas station will still be closed, though, if the power isn’t back on.
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November 2, 2012BBC’s ‘Newsnight’ to Reveal ‘Senior Political Figure’ is Pedophile, Sa…
According to a source within the Bureau of Investigative Journalism, a “senior political figure” could be outed as a pedophile on the BBC news show “Newsnight” tonight.
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November 2, 2012Mayor Bloomberg Endorses Obama, Thanks to Hurricane Sandy
Bloomberg says Obama beats Romney on climate change, and Hurricane Sandy is a reminder of the danger climate change poses to humanity.
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November 1, 2012Hurricane Sandy: Chris Christie is Loving Barack Obama Right Now [VIDE…
He may be the biggest man in Mitt Romney’s corner, but the disaster-stricken guv is giving it up for Barack Obama.
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October 30, 2012New Yorkers Show Off Their Mitt Romney Hate With Gum
Wouldn’t you like to shove your gum into the face of a presidential candidate? If you’re in New York City, you might get a chance to.
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October 27, 2012Mikhail Prokhorov, Brooklyn Nets Owner, Quits Business, Enters Politic…
The good news for Deron Williams is that maybe Prokhorov be too busy to brutally torture him if the season’s a disappointment.
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October 27, 2012Filipino Vice Mayor Puts Price on Man’s Decapitated Head
Here’s one politician who won’t lie to you … but he might put out a hit on you if he think you’ve committed a crime. At least he delivers on campaign promises!
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October 27, 2012