Politics

  1. Fiscal Cliff Averted: Senate Passes Deal in New Year’s Day Vote [DOC]

    The deal, yet to be passed by the House, halts the automatic income tax increases for middle class Americans.

    January 1, 2013
  2. OPEN YOUR PARACHUTES: We’re Going over the Fiscal Cliff

    Massive automatic tax hikes and spending cuts are set to go into effect as Congress fails to vote on a deal.

    December 31, 2012
  3. Hillary Clinton Hospitalized to Treat Blood Clot

    The secretary of state was recently accused of faking a concussion that kept her from testifying on Benghazi.

    December 30, 2012
  4. That’s Okay, Mitt Didn’t Want to Be President Anyway

    Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.

    December 23, 2012
  5. John Kerry to Succeed Clinton as Secretary of State

    Senator John Kerry accepts the nomination to be America’s senior ambassador. His confirmation is expected to be a formality.

    December 21, 2012
  6. NRA Yanks its Facebook Page in Wake of Sandy Hook Massacre

    The National Rifle Association has deactivated its Facebook page, which had 1.7 million followers.

    December 17, 2012
  7. George H.W. Bush Hospitalized over Pneumonia Threat

    Bush Sr. has been hospitalized with a severe cough.

    November 29, 2012
  8. Naked AIDS Protesters Invade Boehner’s Office, Tell Him Not to be a ‘D…

    Not just naked, but chanting funny slogans.

    November 27, 2012
  9. PHOTOS: Joe Biden’s Funniest VP Moments

    Joe Biden is America’s drunken uncle. Let us celebrate him in all his splendor. It is Thanksgiving, the holiday of drunk uncles everywhere, after all.

    November 24, 2012
  10. Jesse Jackson Jr: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    A once politician with high hopes resigns due to mental illness.

    November 22, 2012
  11. 10 Photos of Unimpressed Obama, the Highest Office of Snobbery

    Just look at him, sitting in that oval office looking so smug. Recount!

    November 20, 2012
  12. VIDEO: Don’t Even Ask Chris Christie What He Thinks About Twinkies

    New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ain’t playing that game. And don’t ask him about Devil Dogs, either.

    November 18, 2012
  13. Can Republicans Become the Party of Copyright Reform? **UPDATED**

    The Republican Study Committee released a policy brief on copyright law reform and … it makes total sense? Holy crap!

    November 17, 2012