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Fiscal Cliff Averted: Senate Passes Deal in New Year’s Day Vote [DOC]
The deal, yet to be passed by the House, halts the automatic income tax increases for middle class Americans.
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January 1, 2013CommentOPEN YOUR PARACHUTES: We’re Going over the Fiscal Cliff
Massive automatic tax hikes and spending cuts are set to go into effect as Congress fails to vote on a deal.
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December 31, 2012Hillary Clinton Hospitalized to Treat Blood Clot
The secretary of state was recently accused of faking a concussion that kept her from testifying on Benghazi.
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December 30, 2012That’s Okay, Mitt Didn’t Want to Be President Anyway
Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.
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December 23, 2012John Kerry to Succeed Clinton as Secretary of State
Senator John Kerry accepts the nomination to be America’s senior ambassador. His confirmation is expected to be a formality.
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December 21, 2012NRA Yanks its Facebook Page in Wake of Sandy Hook Massacre
The National Rifle Association has deactivated its Facebook page, which had 1.7 million followers.
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December 17, 2012George H.W. Bush Hospitalized over Pneumonia Threat
Bush Sr. has been hospitalized with a severe cough.
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November 29, 2012Naked AIDS Protesters Invade Boehner’s Office, Tell Him Not to be a ‘D…
Not just naked, but chanting funny slogans.
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November 27, 2012PHOTOS: Joe Biden’s Funniest VP Moments
Joe Biden is America’s drunken uncle. Let us celebrate him in all his splendor. It is Thanksgiving, the holiday of drunk uncles everywhere, after all.
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November 24, 2012Jesse Jackson Jr: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
A once politician with high hopes resigns due to mental illness.
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November 22, 201210 Photos of Unimpressed Obama, the Highest Office of Snobbery
Just look at him, sitting in that oval office looking so smug. Recount!
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November 20, 2012VIDEO: Don’t Even Ask Chris Christie What He Thinks About Twinkies
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie ain’t playing that game. And don’t ask him about Devil Dogs, either.
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November 18, 2012Can Republicans Become the Party of Copyright Reform? **UPDATED**
The Republican Study Committee released a policy brief on copyright law reform and … it makes total sense? Holy crap!
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November 17, 2012