Politics
Jared Loughner Gets 7 Life Sentences in Arizona Massacre that Shot Rep…
Jared Loughner, the shooter in the Arizona massacre that injured Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, is sentenced to seven life sentences.
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November 8, 2012CommentTammy Baldwin: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
She’s the first openly gay U.S. senator in U.S. history. What else do we know about her?
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November 7, 2012The 10 Best / Worst Celebrity Reactions to Obama’s Victory
The night was full of disappointment or exhilaration, depending on which side you were rooting for, and there were plenty of idiotic opinions to go around.
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November 7, 2012‘Can’t Touch This’ Obama’s 2012 Election Jam
We’re just glad it’s not another ‘Call Me Maybe’ cover…
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November 7, 2012The Best 2012 Election Results GIFs
Forget Fox News, CNN or MSNBC, the only legitimate source you can turn to for accurate election results are Internet GIFs. The GIF doesn’t lie!
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November 7, 2012The Best 2012 Election Night Memes
Two years of campaigning have lead to one big night. Now it’s time for the Internet to mock both the loser and the winner.
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November 7, 2012Obama Admits He Prepared ‘Two Speeches’ for Election Night
President Obama tells a reporter in Denver that he prepared two speeches for election night — meaning he’s prepared to win or lose.
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November 6, 2012Election Day Photo Gallery: The Funniest Pics Shared on Social Media
Hilarious scenes from around the country as Americans hit the polls.
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November 6, 201210 Election Headlines Predicted: Obama Wins, Freedom No Longer Safe
“We’re doomed! We’re saved!” However you look at it, 49% of the country is going to be pissed off tomorrow.
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November 6, 2012WATCH: Presidential Fails Compilation
Not happy with the current commander in chief? That oval office has had the stench of fail for decades now and we’ve got the video to prove it.
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November 5, 2012The Truth about Exit Polls: Meet the Man Behind the Data [EXCLUSIVE]
The man behind every presidential exit poll gives the inside scoop to Heavy.
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November 5, 2012A Romney-Biden White House: It Could Happen, and Here’s How
Romney AND Biden. This can’t be what the founding fathers had in mind.
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November 5, 2012DEAD HEAT: New Polls Show Obama-Romney in Virtual Tie
Two polls show the candidates neck-and-neck in the popular vote.
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November 5, 2012Will Ferrell Jumps on the Obama Train and Vows to Eat Garbage
Will Ferrell wants you to vote this Tuesday. He especially wants you to vote for Obama and is willing to eat garbage to win you over.
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November 5, 2012Rachael Maddow Eviscerates Romney’s Blatant Lies With Fact Checking
Rachel Maddow’s just done what the right wing didn’t want her to do…check facts.
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