Sure they’re cute little play things, whose only purpose in life is to rip their kind apart, on the behalf of human slave drivers. But seriously, shut up.
And once again, we’re reminded the trade off that real life offers. Sure you can’t use cute, little creates to fight on your behalf, but at least you can walk around stuff.
Apparently, in this bizarre alternate universe, Ash wants to capture Pokemon cuz they all contain a variety of STDs. So he can then have sex with them? Okay…