1. Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Penis-Measurement App ‘The Chubby Checker’

    Chubby Checker is pissed over dudes trying to check their chubbies.

    February 13, 2013
  2. Hermaphroditic Sea Slug Has ‘DISPOSABLE’ PENIS that Regrows after Sex

    It grows a new juvenile penis once sex is complete, and can repeat the process at least three times.

    February 13, 2013
  3. PHOTO: A Puppy that Looks Like a Penis

    We consider ourselves experts in the fields of funny dog pictures and stuff that looks like dongs. Finally, something brings those two fields together.

    January 12, 2013
  4. Top 10 Pics of People Using the Washington Monument as a Dong

    Slightly more phallic than the Eiffel Tower yet slightly less “braggy” than Big Ben. (Heyoooooo!)

    December 6, 2012
  5. WATCH: The Science of Morning Wood

    Ever wondered why you get morning wood? Well, there’s an answer and we have a video explaining it.

    November 24, 2012
  6. Danish Porn Site Offers iPhone 5 to Winner of Tiny Penis Contest

    It’s the kind of contest where the winner is actually the loser.

    October 16, 2012
  7. Man Makes 6,000 Calls to Tell People His Penis is Stuck Yet Again

    It’s bad enough he was getting it stuck, but did he really have to tell 6,000 people?

    October 12, 2012
  8. Vet Sues for $10M after Hospital Gives His Penis Frostbite & Cuts it Off

    The veteran claims a nurse iced his penis so long it got frostbite, forcing amputation of his member.

    October 3, 2012
  9. Scrotum-Chomping Woman Back in Court after Boyfriend Takes Her Back

    These people give a whole new meaning to “she’s got you by the balls, dude.”

    October 1, 2012
  10. Irish Penis Study Shows North Koreans Have Smallest Skin Flutes

    If Kim Jong-un eradicates the rest of the world, he’ll have the biggest pantaloon python. It all makes sense now.

    September 30, 2012
  11. Japanese Man Cooks Own Penis & Testicles & Serves them with Mushrooms & Garlic

    A Japanese man who strangely served up his genitals to a group of discerning foodies could be facing time for exposing his junk to the public.

    September 20, 2012
  12. Rush Limbaugh Claims ‘Feminazis’ Are Shrinking Penises

    Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.

    September 20, 2012
  13. Skank Quack: I Did Not Kill Man By Injecting Silicone into His Penis to Make it Bigger

    Do not try this at home. Do not try this at someone else’s home. Do not, under any circumstances, inject silicone in your dick.

    September 13, 2012
  14. Teen Shoots Off Penis & 1 Testicle While Cleaning Gun

    First rule of gun safety: Always aim the barrel AWAY from your junk.

    September 10, 2012
  15. Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis

    A Turkey rape victim could teach lawmakers a thing or two about deterrence.

    September 3, 2012