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Japanese Man Cooks Own Penis & Testicles & Serves them with Mushrooms …
A Japanese man who strangely served up his genitals to a group of discerning foodies could be facing time for exposing his junk to the public.
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September 20, 2012CommentRush Limbaugh Claims ‘Feminazis’ Are Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.
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September 20, 2012Skank Quack: I Did Not Kill Man By Injecting Silicone into His Penis t…
Do not try this at home. Do not try this at someone else’s home. Do not, under any circumstances, inject silicone in your dick.
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September 13, 2012Teen Shoots Off Penis & 1 Testicle While Cleaning Gun
First rule of gun safety: Always aim the barrel AWAY from your junk.
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September 10, 2012Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis
A Turkey rape victim could teach lawmakers a thing or two about deterrence.
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September 3, 2012‘Penis Chest’ Fish Have Genitals on Their Heads, Think Humans are Weir…
We look as weird to them as they do to us.
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August 27, 2012Teen with Shot-off Penis to Get New One Made of Dead Person’s Leg Bone
Doctors in South Florida are preparing for an absurdly complex operation that will create a Frankenstein penis for a teen who lost his original one in a shotgun accident.
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July 30, 2012Rights & Wrongs of Dongs: A Legal Guide to Today’s Penis News
It can be pretty hard to know where it’s legal for your penis to be these days. Well, heavy.com is here to help!
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July 19, 2012Felon Shoots Self in Genitals With Gun He Was Trying to Sell
Poor Tavares Donnell Colbert. All the convicted drug dealer wanted to do was sell a gun illegally for a quick profit. Instead he got a lap of bloody genitals.
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