Penis

  1. Japanese Man Cooks Own Penis & Testicles & Serves them with Mushrooms …

    A Japanese man who strangely served up his genitals to a group of discerning foodies could be facing time for exposing his junk to the public.

    September 20, 2012
  2. Rush Limbaugh Claims ‘Feminazis’ Are Shrinking Penises

    Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.

    September 20, 2012
  3. Skank Quack: I Did Not Kill Man By Injecting Silicone into His Penis t…

    Do not try this at home. Do not try this at someone else’s home. Do not, under any circumstances, inject silicone in your dick.

    September 13, 2012
  4. Teen Shoots Off Penis & 1 Testicle While Cleaning Gun

    First rule of gun safety: Always aim the barrel AWAY from your junk.

    September 10, 2012
  5. Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis

    A Turkey rape victim could teach lawmakers a thing or two about deterrence.

    September 3, 2012
  6. Teen with Shot-off Penis to Get New One Made of Dead Person’s Leg Bone

    Doctors in South Florida are preparing for an absurdly complex operation that will create a Frankenstein penis for a teen who lost his original one in a shotgun accident.

    July 30, 2012
  7. Rights & Wrongs of Dongs: A Legal Guide to Today’s Penis News

    It can be pretty hard to know where it’s legal for your penis to be these days. Well, heavy.com is here to help!

    July 19, 2012
  8. Felon Shoots Self in Genitals With Gun He Was Trying to Sell

    Poor Tavares Donnell Colbert. All the convicted drug dealer wanted to do was sell a gun illegally for a quick profit. Instead he got a lap of bloody genitals.

    July 18, 2012