Paula Broadwell

Former CIA director David Petraeus spoke for the first time since his resignation after it was exposed that he was having an affair with Paula Broadwell.

Sorry, Kelley, the Petraeus scandal is, like, so three months ago.

Petraeus mistress won’t face charges for calling out Jill Kelley in emails.

Jill Kelley has fallen down yet another rung in Tampa’s vibrant social standings, she’s now on a par with Jerramy Stevens!

Paula Broadwell, reported mistress of ex-CIA head Petraeus, has been discovered on a weapons company ad promoting new machine guns.

But has she apologized yet to Holly Petraeus?

Guess you’re really nobody until you can hire Gloria Allred, are you?

You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?

If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.

Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.

Petraeus insists his pillow talk never involved classified info.

They were last seen together at the OSS Society’s annual award ceremony before the scandal went public.

Big Lebowski star Jeff Bridges is the odds-on favorite to play disgraced ex-CIA Head David Petraeus.

The two women in the Petraeus sex scandal lose their military privileges.

The mistress told a crowd that the general was “quite a physical specimen.” Hey-yo!