1. Fire Fighters Rescue Man Trapped in Safe

    Police say inebriated 24-year-old partygoer is now “safe” and sound.

    March 3, 2013
  2. 12 Stadiums Made of Food That Would Improve Any Super Bowl Party

    Behold the greatest stadiums constructed of salted meat and cheeses. Your Super Bowl party will no doubt pale in comparison to the high society gatherings with these mighty spreads.

    January 25, 2013
  3. The Heavy Awesomest Guide To Oktoberfest: Legs, Kegs and Dirndls

    We’ve got the skinny on the biggest beer festival in the world – girls, beers, and other awesomeness await. I hope you’re thirsty!

    September 28, 2012
  4. The Deadman’s Ball Photo Gallery

    Heavy fans and zombies alike came together last night to party down in celebration of House of the Dead: Overkill Extended Cut at Marquee in NYC.

    October 14, 2011
  5. Wonderful Birthday

    While some birthdays are definitely better than others, some you should just try to forget all together and hope legal action isn’t taken against you.

    June 26, 2011
  6. The 20 Worst Prom Locations

    As you pickup your tux and make dinner reservations, keep in mind these 20 spots to avoid for that prom/ after prom party.

    May 12, 2011