Opinion
Rotten Tomatoes Silences Fans, Kills ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Comments
Rotten Tomatoes takes a step into the rotten world of censorship.
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July 18, 2012CommentRush Limbaugh is the One Who Hates America
Rush Limbaugh told the world Obama hates America. It’s Rush who hates America, and I’ll prove it.
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July 17, 2012When a Teen Weed Kingpin Runs a $3 Million Cartel, It’s Time to Legali…
Need a reason to legalize weed? To keep a 17-year-old skateboarder from becoming a millionaire while you work your butt off for peanuts.
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July 17, 2012Don’t Slap Your Mom In The Face, Dez Bryant
Dez Bryant (of the Dallas Cowboys) was arrested for Class A Family Violence. He slapped his mom in the face. Then he pulled her hair and her clothes and bra. That s&%t ain’t ri…
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July 17, 2012Who Wouldn’t Want a Porn Star for an EMT? Shame on You, Roanoke
The backwoods Puritans who run Roanoke County Virginia are up in a bunch over ex porn star Harmony Rose, a volunteer EMT. She’s the only sane one in the bunch.
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July 16, 2012Will Oprah Lick Mitt Romney’s Balls or Bust Them?
The woman who got Obama elected was hanging with his nemesis on Friday.
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July 14, 2012Joe Paterno is Officially Evil & Not Iconic
Paterno knew children were being raped and didn’t stop it. He was a bad man.
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July 12, 2012West Virginia Sicko Who Chained Wife for 10 Years Deserves Taste of Ow…
A West Virginia farmer who allegedly chained his wife for 10 years was busted after the wife escaped while he was returning a roto-tiller.
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July 11, 2012It’s Time for Tom Cruise to Admit He’s Gay
With the not-so-shocking news of of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce, it’s time for his sham of pretending to be a straight dude with a gorgeous lady on his arm every time he w…
movies
June 29, 2012The New Zodiac And What It Means For You
It’s been revealed that the zodiac calendar has been wrong all along. What does this all mean?! Do riches, fame and everlasting love await you?
comedy
January 14, 2011Lindsay Lohan Declared A Cokehead, Sent To Jail
Lindsay Lohan has been hauled off to jail yet again for being a degenerate cokehead after failing a drug test which, naturally, violated her probation.
comedy
September 24, 2010Christine O’Donnell, The Tea Party And Witchcraft
Tea Party darling and Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell has come under fire for comments she made on Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect in 1999 that seemed to indicate …
comedy
September 20, 2010Is Derek Jeter A Cheater?
Baseball fans are all up in arms because Derek Jeter, the iconic shortstop for the New York Yankees, claimed to be hit by a pitch that replays showed never touched him.
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September 17, 2010Lance Armstrong: What’s The Story?
With the Tour de France underway in, uh, France, so begins the time of year when people pretend to actually care about racing bicycles.
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July 6, 2010The Redemption of Tom Cruise
Everyone is saying crap like Tom Cruise is back and how the country loves him again after his MTV Movie Awards performance. I say not so fast.
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