Opinion

  1. Rotten Tomatoes Silences Fans, Kills ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Comments

    Rotten Tomatoes takes a step into the rotten world of censorship.

    July 18, 2012
  2. Rush Limbaugh is the One Who Hates America

    Rush Limbaugh told the world Obama hates America. It’s Rush who hates America, and I’ll prove it.

    July 17, 2012
  3. When a Teen Weed Kingpin Runs a $3 Million Cartel, It’s Time to Legalize

    Need a reason to legalize weed? To keep a 17-year-old skateboarder from becoming a millionaire while you work your butt off for peanuts.

    July 17, 2012
  4. Don’t Slap Your Mom In The Face, Dez Bryant

    Dez Bryant (of the Dallas Cowboys) was arrested for Class A Family Violence. He slapped his mom in the face. Then he pulled her hair and her clothes and bra. That s&%t ain’t right.

    July 17, 2012
  5. Who Wouldn’t Want a Porn Star for an EMT? Shame on You, Roanoke

    The backwoods Puritans who run Roanoke County Virginia are up in a bunch over ex porn star Harmony Rose, a volunteer EMT. She’s the only sane one in the bunch.

    July 16, 2012
  6. Will Oprah Lick Mitt Romney’s Balls or Bust Them?

    The woman who got Obama elected was hanging with his nemesis on Friday.

    July 14, 2012
  7. Joe Paterno is Officially Evil & Not Iconic

    Paterno knew children were being raped and didn’t stop it. He was a bad man.

    July 12, 2012
  8. West Virginia Sicko Who Chained Wife for 10 Years Deserves Taste of Own Medicine

    A West Virginia farmer who allegedly chained his wife for 10 years was busted after the wife escaped while he was returning a roto-tiller.

    July 11, 2012
  9. The New Zodiac And What It Means For You

    It’s been revealed that the zodiac calendar has been wrong all along. What does this all mean?! Do riches, fame and everlasting love await you?

    January 14, 2011
  10. Lindsay Lohan Declared A Cokehead, Sent To Jail

    Lindsay Lohan has been hauled off to jail yet again for being a degenerate cokehead after failing a drug test which, naturally, violated her probation.

    September 24, 2010
  11. Christine O’Donnell, The Tea Party And Witchcraft

    Tea Party darling and Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell has come under fire for comments she made on Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect in 1999 that seemed to indicate that she had dabbled in witchcraft. Of course.

    September 20, 2010
  12. Is Derek Jeter A Cheater?

    Baseball fans are all up in arms because Derek Jeter, the iconic shortstop for the New York Yankees, claimed to be hit by a pitch that replays showed never touched him.

    September 17, 2010
  13. Lance Armstrong: What’s The Story?

    With the Tour de France underway in, uh, France, so begins the time of year when people pretend to actually care about racing bicycles.

    July 6, 2010
  14. The Redemption of Tom Cruise

    Everyone is saying crap like Tom Cruise is back and how the country loves him again after his MTV Movie Awards performance. I say not so fast.

    June 7, 2010