Opinion

Isiah Thomas is coming back to the Knicks. Ready your suicide katanas, Knicks fans, the good times have ended.

The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.

New Jersey is trying to outlaw dogs sticking their heads out the window. Clearly the most pressing issue of our time.

Oh good, just what every child needs, a public shaming. There’s no way that could possibly backfire.

The end of summer is upon us and that means it’s time for National Go Topless day on August 26. We’re guessing there’s gonna be a lot of men calling out “sick” that day.

Gun violence is a problem in the US. Shouldn’t we at least discuss how to fix it?

Brangelina’s marriage and the anniversary celebration of Pitt’s bigot mom both show the power couple don’t give a crap about the gay community.

The film adaptation of ‘ALF’ is on the way and here’s the bad news: ALF won’t be a puppet. Boooooo.

New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.

By comparing himself to Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps showed just how much he is exactly like Michael Jordan.

Normal people use Facebook. Psycho killers don’t.

Pop music is terrible. Science has proved this. Take that, Katie Perry!

According to a new report the global elite are hiding up to $32 trillion in offshore tax havens. I don’t even think my brain can compute that number.

I know you’re going to say no. There’s no way your school, a paragon of excellence and morality, could every possibly be the next Penn State. Except for where it could.

The White House rejects a petition to legalize marijuana for PTSD sufferers while suicide among soldiers is at an alarming rate. Will this move sacrifice lives?