Opinion

  1. Terrible Mom Humiliates Pothead Son with Cruel Walk of Shame

    Oh good, just what every child needs, a public shaming. There’s no way that could possibly backfire.

    August 27, 2012
  2. National Go Topless Day is August 26 — Breast Power!

    The end of summer is upon us and that means it’s time for National Go Topless day on August 26. We’re guessing there’s gonna be a lot of men calling out “sick” that day.

    August 24, 2012
  3. Gun Control: It’s About Damn Time We Discussed It

    Gun violence is a problem in the US. Shouldn’t we at least discuss how to fix it?

    August 14, 2012
  4. Brangelina Wedding + Pitts’ 50th is a Double F**k-You to Gays

    Brangelina’s marriage and the anniversary celebration of Pitt’s bigot mom both show the power couple don’t give a crap about the gay community.

    August 10, 2012
  5. ‘ALF’ Movie is a Go But Will Suck Because He Won’t Be a Puppet

    The film adaptation of ‘ALF’ is on the way and here’s the bad news: ALF won’t be a puppet. Boooooo.

    August 9, 2012
  6. NYC Mayor Bloomberg Says No to Free Vibrators, Leaves Thousands of Wom…

    New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.

    August 9, 2012
  7. Yes, Michael Phelps, You’re Just Like Michael Jordan: A Douche

    By comparing himself to Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps showed just how much he is exactly like Michael Jordan.

    August 6, 2012
  8. If You’re Not on Facebook, You’re an Unemployed Psychopath

    Normal people use Facebook. Psycho killers don’t.

    August 6, 2012
  9. Pop Music’s Suckiness Now Proven by Science

    Pop music is terrible. Science has proved this. Take that, Katie Perry!

    July 26, 2012
  10. Global Elite Hide $32 Trillion in Offshore Accounts: Maybe Bane’s Onto…

    According to a new report the global elite are hiding up to $32 trillion in offshore tax havens. I don’t even think my brain can compute that number.

    July 23, 2012
  11. Is Your School the Next Penn State? Cult Colleges Breed Coverups

    I know you’re going to say no. There’s no way your school, a paragon of excellence and morality, could every possibly be the next Penn State. Except for where it could.

    July 23, 2012
  12. Obama Rejects Marijuana for PTSD, Ignoring Military Suicide Epidemic

    The White House rejects a petition to legalize marijuana for PTSD sufferers while suicide among soldiers is at an alarming rate. Will this move sacrifice lives?

    July 18, 2012
  13. Rotten Tomatoes Silences Fans, Kills ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Comments

    Rotten Tomatoes takes a step into the rotten world of censorship.

    July 18, 2012
  14. Rush Limbaugh is the One Who Hates America

    Rush Limbaugh told the world Obama hates America. It’s Rush who hates America, and I’ll prove it.

    July 17, 2012
  15. When a Teen Weed Kingpin Runs a $3 Million Cartel, It’s Time to Legali…

    Need a reason to legalize weed? To keep a 17-year-old skateboarder from becoming a millionaire while you work your butt off for peanuts.

    July 17, 2012