Opinion
7-Year-Old’s Diet Plan Sheds Shameful Light on Our Culture
A child’s “diyet” plan proves our appearance obsessed culture has no age boundaries.
news
March 14, 2013CommentWhat Does Bailey O’Neill’s Death Mean?
The tragedy of Bailey O’Neill is becoming a symbol for the anti-bullying movement.
news
March 6, 2013Is Melissa King a Victim of Society?
Melissa King has resigned in disgrace over a sex tape scandal, but deserves your sympathy.
entertainment
February 28, 20134 Reasons I Hate the Super Bowl But Will Watch it Anyway
What a dumb thing I wouldn’t miss for the world.
comedy
February 1, 20136 Reasons North Korea is More Sad than Scary, Including Cannibalism
We’re all terrified of being nuked, but North Korea is more worthy of our pity than our fear.
comedy
January 28, 2013OPINION: 4 Reasons Why J.J. Abrams is Wrong for Star Wars
J.J. Abrams isn’t a bad choice to direct Star Wars Episode VII, but he’s the wrong choice. Fins out why inside.
movies
January 26, 20135 People Accidentally Shot at Gun Shows on Gun Appreciation Day
Maybe having a special day to love your guns right before a holiday for a man who was killed by one was not the greatest idea.
news
January 19, 2013Can a $1 Trillion Coin Really Save The American Economy?
Why, yes, Mr. Bond, I do intend to steal this trillion dollar platinum coin …. AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
news
January 5, 2013OPINION: Don’t Blame the DJs for Jacintha Saldanha’s Suicide!
Why are two radio DJs being held accountable for something they’re only tangentially related to?
news
December 8, 2012Can Republicans Become the Party of Copyright Reform? **UPDATED**
The Republican Study Committee released a policy brief on copyright law reform and … it makes total sense? Holy crap!
news
November 17, 2012New York District Attorney, Mark Suben, Has Porn Past
The most offensive part of the videos is … well .. the body hair. It’s scarring. I’ll never look at thickets the same way again.
news
November 17, 2012Why the San Francisco Giants Should Let Melky Cabrera Play in Series
In the so called “post-steroids” era of baseball, where PED’s are generally frowned upon by the commish, one of the Giant’s best players will not be in play come Tuesday evening. …
news
October 24, 2012Like-A-Hug: Wearable Social Media Vest For The Permanently Insecure
Technology for those annoying days when you’re simultaneously chilly and desperate for a hug.
news
October 8, 2012Rush Limbaugh Claims ‘Feminazis’ Are Shrinking Penises
Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.
news
September 20, 2012Mayor Bloomberg is Taking Away Your Soda, Fatty!
Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.
news
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