Opinion

What a dumb thing I wouldn’t miss for the world.

We’re all terrified of being nuked, but North Korea is more worthy of our pity than our fear.

J.J. Abrams isn’t a bad choice to direct Star Wars Episode VII, but he’s the wrong choice. Fins out why inside.

Maybe having a special day to love your guns right before a holiday for a man who was killed by one was not the greatest idea.

Why, yes, Mr. Bond, I do intend to steal this trillion dollar platinum coin …. AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Why are two radio DJs being held accountable for something they’re only tangentially related to?

The Republican Study Committee released a policy brief on copyright law reform and … it makes total sense? Holy crap!

The most offensive part of the videos is … well .. the body hair. It’s scarring. I’ll never look at thickets the same way again.

In the so called “post-steroids” era of baseball, where PED’s are generally frowned upon by the commish, one of the Giant’s best players will not be in play come Tuesday evening. …

Technology for those annoying days when you’re simultaneously chilly and desperate for a hug.

Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.

Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.

Isiah Thomas is coming back to the Knicks. Ready your suicide katanas, Knicks fans, the good times have ended.

The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.

New Jersey is trying to outlaw dogs sticking their heads out the window. Clearly the most pressing issue of our time.