Olympics
Michael Phelps Lets His Competitors Know They Suck
Michael Phelps is an amazing athlete and testimony to the Olympic spirit. He’s also kind of a di*k.
comedy
July 30, 2012Comment-
‘Mongoloid’ Tweet Gets Michel Morganella Booted from Olympics
Swiss soccer player Michel Morganella has been expelled from the Olympics over a racist tweet about South Koreans.
news
July 30, 2012 -
13 Photos of Ryan Lochte Looking Cooler Than Michael Phelps
Ryan Lochte’s been making Michael Phelps look bad for a long time.
news
July 28, 2012 -
‘Call Me Maybe’ feat. Ryan Lochte & the USA Olympic Swim Team
U.S. Olympians are the only people we’ll excuse for creating another interpretation of “Call Me Maybe.” USA!
entertainment
July 28, 2012 -
Weekend Grab Bag: Russian High Heel Races, Singing Walruses
Check out the tasty goodness that cyber space was dishing out this week. Open wide…
Comedy
July 28, 2012 -
The 20 Hottest Athletes of the London Olympics
Yea, the Olympics are a great testimony to the human spirit, but they’re also pretty sweet for scoping out international hotties in spandex….
Girls
July 28, 2012 -
8 Outrageous Facts About Sex at the London Olympics
The 2012 London Olympics are a hotbed of debauchery and fornication. Regardless of what country you hail from or what sport you’re competing in, the real and amorous action happen…
news
July 27, 2012 -
The 20 Hottest Photos of Alex Morgan
Alex Morgan — the ball-kicking, body-paint-rocking soccer hottie superstar — is our No. 1 reason to watch the Olympics.
Action
July 26, 2012 -
20 Performers You Won’t See in the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Aren’t we all a little tired of color guard displays and marching bands? Let’s get some zombie frog ballet and laptop buttocks catching in the opening ceremonies for once.
comedy
July 26, 2012 -
Man Brings 15-Year-Old Boy to London Olympics as Prostitute: Cops
Jason Daniel Gandy brought a 15-year-old boy to work as a prostitute for the 2012 London Olympics. Yea, this is going to be a gross one.
news
July 26, 2012 -
15 Weird and Badass Facts About the Ancient Olympics
From deadly discus-chucking referees to devices made to tie up your penis, the ancient Olympians were into some seriously weird sh*t.
Comedy
July 26, 2012 -
After Boos, Obama Flip-Flops & Smooches Michelle on Kiss Cam
When the Kiss Cam gave him a second chance, Obama planted one on the First Lady like a teenager in a movie theater.
action
July 17, 2012 -
Muse Wants to Hype You Up for the Olympics
Muse builds some hype for the summer games in London and creates some buzz for their new album with this montage of Olympic glory set to the tune of their new single ‘Survival’.
music
July 10, 2012 The Craziest Moments In Olympic History
Everybody knows that the Olympics is a hotbed of activity – when you get the world’s best athletes and cram them all into one town, all kinds of shenanigans are going to happen. We…
comedy
February 18, 20102012 Olympics Logo Looks Like Lisa Simpson Giving Head?
Facebook is like the sea: wait long enough, and it’ll wash something into your lap. Sometimes it’s crabs, sometimes it’s treasure. Today, Facebook has been good to me. Today Facebo…
comedy
November 25, 2009
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