Norway

The 27 tons of cheese burned “almost like petrol,” shutting down the miles-long tunnel.

Basse Andersen of Norway is the Most Easily Scared Person in the World, and there’s finally enough video to show the world. Marvel at this champion of panic.

I kinda feel like a wuss for complaining about the cold after watching this video. Maybe this guy is insane, maybe he’s got balls the size of cantaloupes. Whatever the case, Norway…

So Mulders worldwide are pissing their briefs about the appearance of some mysterious lights over Norway. This isn’t your usual weather balloon and swamp gas stuff – instead, it’s …