North Korea

  1. N. Korea Pisses Off World, Again, with Underground Nuclear Test

    And during Chinese New Year? It’s just rude.

    February 12, 2013
  2. N. Korea Annihilates America to the Tune of ‘We Are the World’ in Prop…

    North Korea flies to space and blows up America to the tune of Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie’s inspirational classic. We’ve all had that dream.

    February 5, 2013
  3. 6 Reasons North Korea is More Sad than Scary, Including Cannibalism

    We’re all terrified of being nuked, but North Korea is more worthy of our pity than our fear.

    January 28, 2013
  4. Report: North Korean Dads Are Eating Their Children in Severe Famine

    Urban legend or horrifying truth? Evidence tragically points toward the latter.

    January 28, 2013
  5. North Koreans Love to Smoke Marijuana, According to Vice

    If I lived in a country where conditions were so bad everything was in black and white, I’d smoke up daily too.

    January 19, 2013
  6. North Korea Just Fired a Long-Range Missile, Pissing Off the World

    Japan reported seeing it sailing over Okinawa.

    December 11, 2012
  7. North Korean Government Reports Discovery of Unicorn Lair

    Coming next week: North Korea confirms existence of Smurfs.

    December 3, 2012
  8. Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Spoof Published in China

    Not getting the fact that The Onion wrote it as a joke China’s People’s Daily ran with their own story about Korea’s leader being named the “Sexiest Man Alive”

    November 27, 2012
  9. N. Korean Army Minister Executed with MORTAR for Getting Drunk & Not M…

    On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave “no trace of him behind,” Kim Chol was obliterated with a mortar round.

    October 24, 2012
  10. Half-Naked North Korean Man Drunkenly Floats to South Korea

    Floating between warring countries while drunk and naked? Someone knows how to party.

    September 11, 2012
  11. Picture Of The Day: World Cup Countries

    Check out this hilarious picture from a local newspaper that shows a representative of each of the World Cup countries. One is… a little off.

    June 23, 2010
  12. Guide To The 32 World Cup Teams

    World Cup soccer action has kicked off in South Africa – whether you’re a newbie to football or a long-time fan, our quick guide to the 32 starting teams will help you follow the s…

    June 11, 2010
  13. North Korea is Going To War

    The following message was sent via cable broadcast to all North Koreans by Kim Jong-il in response to an American report that North Korea and Kim Jong-il himself had ordered the to…

    May 26, 2010
  14. North Korean Comedy Is The Kim Jong Illest

    Watch this report on the official comedy show of North Korea, “It’s So Funny,” and laugh for all the wrong reasons.

    April 18, 2010