Ninjas

For those who would do harm to others on intra-city light rail transportation, beware. For in the shadows lurks … SUBWAY NINJA!

Not your standard stripper by night, ninja by later that night story here.

Backyard ninja Will Keith gives 81 water bottles the ol’ what for. It’s just as funny as you imagine it would be.

Ninjas + Jedi light sabers, this just may be the extinction of all mankind as we know it, or the most awesome thing in the history of the universe. It could go either way.

Mom always said, “Be careful if a street ninja challenges you to a duel. You may be ambushed by a Canadian Improv Group.” These guys learned that the hard way.

Two ninjas go to battle and in keeping with customary ninja etiquette, somebody’s going to have to die. Hey, tradition is tradition.

After the sisters of this abbey judo chop your ass into next Sunday, they’ll be sure to gather around and pray over your black and blue body.

Maybe you’re not ready to start a family yet with your significant other, and your girl isn’t going for the pill. Perhaps you should offer her Birth Control Ninja. Cuz nothing keep…

Think you’re the ninja master of fruit on your iPhone? One man thought the same thing and decided to try it out in real life. Grasshopper still has much to learn.

Director Takashi Miike’s epic samurai adventure tells the story of a group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord.

Bust out those nunchucks, our gallery of The 20 Awesomest Vintage Ninja Movie Posters is more fun than a barrel of samurais… and less dangerous, too.

Becoming a master ninja is an ongoing process that requires a lifetime commitment, but occasionally there’s gonna be some bumps along the way.The 20 most ridiculous ninja photos co…

The townsfolk of Modesto came out to support the ninja parade, only to miss the entire thing.

The final scene of 1985′s Ninja Champion gets a much needed soundtrack tweak for the final fight, courtesy of Daft Punk.

You’re going to have to make a lot of important decisions in life. Let us help you with one of the bigger ones – “what ninja school do I attend?”