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Steelers Rookie Nose Tackle Alameda Ta’amu Arrested in Drunken Melee
Guess when you hit the big leagues, it’s time to party when your team has a day off.
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October 15, 2012CommentLarry Johnson, Ex-NFL RB, Allegedly Strangled His Ex-Girlfriend
Larry Johnson is not a good person. Please be aware that this is the football player and not the beloved basketball player. Grandmama still rules.
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October 6, 2012NFL Ends Lockout: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
The NFL finally reached an agreement to end the three-week-long lockout.
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September 27, 2012Replacement Refs Tribute Song Pays Homage to Moronic Referees
So you’ve got a whistle and are in a fantasy football league with your Ruby Tuesday’s coworkers. Sure, you can be an NFL ref.
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September 26, 2012NFL Referee Lockout: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
The referee lockout is destroying players, gamblers, and the sport of football. Find out how we got in this mess and what the effects have truly been.
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September 25, 2012Jay Cutler Smokin’: 10 Photos of the I-Give-No-Sh*t Quarterback Suckin…
Jay Cutler is the Honey Badger of the NFL. He don’t give a sh*t.
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September 19, 2012Suck it, Tebowing: Top 10 Pics of People Griffining
This is the first time the Redskins have had anything to be proud of since 1999.
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September 13, 2012The Great Bacon Barter: Meat Kills Money for a Better America
Bacon > money.
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September 11, 2012The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the AFC East
Cheerleaders root for football, we here at Heavy root for cheerleaders. It’s like totally meta. Get your ogling goggles ready for the cheerl…
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September 11, 2012The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the AFC North
Only 50% of the teams in the AFC North division have cheerleaders. Lame! But luckily, the other 50% is the cream of the crop! Enjoy Heavies!
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September 10, 2012‘Holy Roller’ Tebow vs. ‘El Intercepto’ Sanchez: Top 10 Facts You Need…
The hardest decision that Rex Ryan has had to make since lunch.
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September 7, 2012Art Modell Dead: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
One of the NFL’s most controversial personalities is dead at age 87.
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September 6, 2012The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the AFC South
Hey, Colts fans! This should help you get over looking at Peyton Manning in a Broncos Jersey
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September 5, 2012Chad Johnson Tattoos His Estranged Wife’s Face on His Leg
He’re really, really sorry about the head butt. So he stuck your head on his leg.
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September 4, 2012The 20 Hottest Cheerleaders of the NFC South
Huddle up, Heavies, we’ve got the hottest cheerleaders of the Atlanta Falcons, the New Orleans Saints, the Carolina Panthers, and Tampa Bay …
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August 29, 2012