News

  1. A Year of News Fail

    Nothing like a good Freudian slip from a news anchor to send a broadcast spiraling down the failure drain. And there was plenty of failure to be reported on in 2011.

    December 2, 2011
  2. Puppet News Team at Occupy Wall Street

    The major media outlets may have moved on from the Occupy Wall Street protest, but we’ve still got Puppet News to bring us coverage. Just as entertaining as Fox News, and only slig…

    October 12, 2011
  3. Michael Bay Worthy Car Crash Description

    From now on I’d like anyone interviewed on the news to take a tip from this gentleman and provide their own sound effects. Multiple viewings are in order.

    September 16, 2011
  4. Hitler’s Hurricane Irene Rage

    Wow. We haven’t seen Hitler this angry since he flunked out of art school back in the day. The man just wanted to get his buzz on for the hurricane, is that so much to ask?

    August 28, 2011
  5. Anderson Cooper Can’t Keep It Together

    How many pee puns can Anderson Cooper fit into one story? A lot. But it’s one too many and the host breaks out into a school girl giggle fit.

    August 18, 2011
  6. How to Make the Most of a Riot

    Wherever your riot happens to be, there are certain things that you need to know to make the most out of your rioting experience.

    August 11, 2011
  7. Dalai Lama Joke Backfires

    When you try to tell the Dalai Lama a joke and need a translator on hand, don’t be surprised when it falls flat. Besides, he’s got other things to think about, like achieving Nirva…

    June 15, 2011
  8. News Team Likes the Shake Weight a Little Too Much

    A local news team answers some important questions about the Shake Weight: Is it better to go slow or fast? Is one hand better than two? Does a small white one make a difference?

    May 10, 2011
  9. News Anchor Falls For April Fool’s Prank

    Here’s one of the better April Fool’s jokes from last week. This news anchor, along with a little help from the production team, convinces his co-anchor that her Ipad now has smell…

    April 7, 2011
  10. Escaped Cobra From Bronx Zoo Now On Twitter

    What does an escaped cobra do in the big apple? Opens a twitter account and hits up the local tourists spots of course. Oh, and probably bites people.

    March 29, 2011
  11. Torres vs. Pickett Official for UFC 130

    The UFC officially announced that bantamweights Miguel Torres and Brad Pickett will meet at UFC 130.

    March 8, 2011
  12. Breaking News: Fail And More Fail

    Nothing like a good Freudian slip from a news anchor to send a broadcast spiraling down the failure drain. And the best part is it’s all caught on camera for your enjoyment.

    February 15, 2011