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Worst Parents Ever: Baby Found in Airport Bag Scanner
Is this the worst parenting fail ever?
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July 9, 2012CommentWhy ‘Fat’ Kate Upton Will Go Down as a Feminist Icon
How does spilling one’s hooters all over the internet to the drooling delight of the male masses further the cause of American women everywhere and forever? Read on.
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July 8, 2012Ernest Borgnine, Voice of Mermaid Man, dead at 95—Watch Clips from H…
Legendary actor Ernest Borgnine, who did everything from winning an Oscar to voicing Mermaid Man on Spongebob Squarepants, has died at age 95.
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July 8, 2012Crazy S**t in China: Unseen Force Turns Guardrail into Dominoes
Wind, earthquake, ghosts, demons, God? You decide.
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July 6, 2012“Air Quotes” “Officially” Make You A “D-Bag” According to “British” “S…
Unless you’re an awesome comedian from at least a decade ago, air quotes make you a d-bag, according to a study of 2,000 Britons that determined air quotes to be the most obnoxious…
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July 5, 2012Pilots Caused Air France 447 Crash that Killed 228
A crash that killed 228 people in 2009 was caused in part by pilot error, according to a just-released report.
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July 5, 2012‘This Is Your Captain Freaking’ Clayton Frederick Osbon Only Guilty of…
Jet Blue Pilot Clayton Frederick Osbon, whose infamous breakdown spawned the “This is your captain freaking” headline, is not guilty by reason of insanity.
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July 3, 2012Virginia Weather Forecast Includes Volcanoes and Godzilla
Volcanic eruptions, 400° temperatures and a chance of Godzilla attack… let’s see global warming skeptics explain this one.
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July 2, 2012The 20 Worst Newspaper Headlines
Some of these newspaper headlines are intentional, but others we’re pretty sure are clearly just a result of stupidity. Either way, they’ve …
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June 25, 2012Tinkerbell’s First World Problems
Generally, I try not to laugh at the misfortunes of others, but in the case of this Tinkerbell, I’m glad to make an exception. Disney can just be so, so cruel….
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June 8, 2012Kool-Aid Crime Wave
There’s nothing quite like a cold glass of Kool-Aid on a hot summer day. Sometimes that sugary refreshment is so good you just have to pull out your glock and pop off a few rounds….
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May 31, 2012Somebody Has a Meth Lab in Their Pants
Just a tip for all you would be Walter Whites out there: keep the meth lab out of your pants, bad things happen.
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May 1, 2012Skidmore Kid Crapped Their Pants
Crapping your pants in class is bad. It’s even worse if your last name happens to be Skidmore and it becomes a local news story. R.I.P. journalism.
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April 19, 2012No Time for Bronchitis
Internet, meet your new Antoine Dodson. Her name is Sweet Brown and oh lordy Jesus, she ain’t got no time for bronchitis.
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April 12, 2012WTF is SOPA?
You like gaming on the net, right? Well, then you should probably get up to speed on this whole SOPA thing. UK Law graduate and professional gaming journalist, John Bain gives us t…
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