News

  1. Worst Parents Ever: Baby Found in Airport Bag Scanner

    Is this the worst parenting fail ever?

    July 9, 2012
  2. Why ‘Fat’ Kate Upton Will Go Down as a Feminist Icon

    How does spilling one’s hooters all over the internet to the drooling delight of the male masses further the cause of American women everywhere and forever? Read on.

    July 8, 2012
  3. Ernest Borgnine, Voice of Mermaid Man, dead at 95—Watch Clips from H…

    Legendary actor Ernest Borgnine, who did everything from winning an Oscar to voicing Mermaid Man on Spongebob Squarepants, has died at age 95.

    July 8, 2012
  4. Crazy S**t in China: Unseen Force Turns Guardrail into Dominoes

    Wind, earthquake, ghosts, demons, God? You decide.

    July 6, 2012
  5. “Air Quotes” “Officially” Make You A “D-Bag” According to “British” “S…

    Unless you’re an awesome comedian from at least a decade ago, air quotes make you a d-bag, according to a study of 2,000 Britons that determined air quotes to be the most obnoxious…

    July 5, 2012
  6. Pilots Caused Air France 447 Crash that Killed 228

    A crash that killed 228 people in 2009 was caused in part by pilot error, according to a just-released report.

    July 5, 2012
  7. ‘This Is Your Captain Freaking’ Clayton Frederick Osbon Only Guilty of…

    Jet Blue Pilot Clayton Frederick Osbon, whose infamous breakdown spawned the “This is your captain freaking” headline, is not guilty by reason of insanity.

    July 3, 2012
  8. Virginia Weather Forecast Includes Volcanoes and Godzilla

    Volcanic eruptions, 400° temperatures and a chance of Godzilla attack… let’s see global warming skeptics explain this one.

    July 2, 2012
  9. Tinkerbell’s First World Problems

    Generally, I try not to laugh at the misfortunes of others, but in the case of this Tinkerbell, I’m glad to make an exception. Disney can just be so, so cruel….

    June 8, 2012
  10. Kool-Aid Crime Wave

    There’s nothing quite like a cold glass of Kool-Aid on a hot summer day. Sometimes that sugary refreshment is so good you just have to pull out your glock and pop off a few rounds….

    May 31, 2012
  11. Somebody Has a Meth Lab in Their Pants

    Just a tip for all you would be Walter Whites out there: keep the meth lab out of your pants, bad things happen.

    May 1, 2012
  12. Skidmore Kid Crapped Their Pants

    Crapping your pants in class is bad. It’s even worse if your last name happens to be Skidmore and it becomes a local news story. R.I.P. journalism.

    April 19, 2012
  13. No Time for Bronchitis

    Internet, meet your new Antoine Dodson. Her name is Sweet Brown and oh lordy Jesus, she ain’t got no time for bronchitis.

    April 12, 2012
  14. WTF is SOPA?

    You like gaming on the net, right? Well, then you should probably get up to speed on this whole SOPA thing. UK Law graduate and professional gaming journalist, John Bain gives us t…

    December 20, 2011