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Wife-beater Jason Kidd Busted for DUI as Friend Scores Assist
Jason Kidd was behind bars again after his friends scored an assist by helping the wasted point out of the club.
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July 15, 2012Comment-
Miley Cyrus Wants to Have Baby ‘Quickly’; Sterilize Her Now
Miley Cyrus is still a baby herself. And a poorly behaved one at that. Now she wants to procreate? WTF?
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July 15, 2012 -
Will Oprah Lick Mitt Romney’s Balls or Bust Them?
The woman who got Obama elected was hanging with his nemesis on Friday.
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July 14, 2012 -
3-Year-Old Boy Shoots Dad Dead … Discuss
Share your thoughts on this shocking tragedy in Indiana.
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July 14, 2012 -
Sage Stallone Dead of Overdose… Sylvester’s Son Starred in Rocky 5
Sylvester Stallone’s 36-year-old son Sage is dead.
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July 13, 2012 -
‘Green Mile’ Actor Michael Clarke Duncan Has Heart Attack 3 Years Afte…
Michael Clarke Duncan, known for his work in “Sin City” and “Green Mile,” has been hospitalized after a cardiac arrest.
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July 13, 2012 -
10 Joe Paterno Quotes That Aren’t Inspiring Anymore
These once-poignant bits of JoePa wisdom just don’t seem the same.
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July 12, 2012 -
Man Live Blogs His Suicide on Facebook from Bangkok
Cops say the man emailed his boss to resign 30 minutes before the suicide.
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July 12, 2012 -
Joe Paterno is Officially Evil & Not Iconic
Paterno knew children were being raped and didn’t stop it. He was a bad man.
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July 12, 2012 -
World’s Fattest Woman Has Sex 7 Times a Day
Even the world’s fattest woman has more sex than you. But don’t worry, she’s having more sex than most people.
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July 12, 2012 -
West Virginia Sicko Who Chained Wife for 10 Years Deserves Taste of Ow…
A West Virginia farmer who allegedly chained his wife for 10 years was busted after the wife escaped while he was returning a roto-tiller.
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July 11, 2012 -
Bowie & Jagger Were Gay Lovers, Says Book; No S#%t, Says Everyone
With new details of Bowie and Jagger’s alleged romp, let’s revisit the video for “Dancing in the Street.”
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July 10, 2012 -
Fla. Boy Whose Arm Was Eaten by Gator Says He Only Needs One to Drive …
A gator ate his arm, but he only needs one to drive his swamp boat.
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July 10, 2012 -
The Oatmeal’s Final F&%k You to Charles Carreon: Charity and Kindn…
Beloved Internet superstar The Oatmeal has been in a bit of a spat with thin-skinned legal douchebag Charles Carreon. Now it is finally over and The Oatmeal has followed through on…
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July 9, 2012 -
Of Course Cruise & Holmes Divorce Settled Fast: It Was Prearranged
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce is already settled. Maybe that’s because the details of the divorce were already spelled out in the original contract of their sham marriage!
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July 9, 2012
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