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When a Teen Weed Kingpin Runs a $3 Million Cartel, It’s Time to Legali…
Need a reason to legalize weed? To keep a 17-year-old skateboarder from becoming a millionaire while you work your butt off for peanuts.
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July 17, 2012Comment-
Don’t Slap Your Mom In The Face, Dez Bryant
Dez Bryant (of the Dallas Cowboys) was arrested for Class A Family Violence. He slapped his mom in the face. Then he pulled her hair and her clothes and bra. That s&%t ain’t ri…
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Samaritan Rips Bicep Catching Autistic Girl Who Fell 3 Stories
7-year-old Keyla was saved by a Samaritan bus driver who injured himself catching her fall. Keyla’s mom blabbed something about being a good mom.
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Nasty New Obama Attack Ad Paints Romney as Tax Dodger
Obama is bloodying Romney’s face like a bare-knuckled brawler.
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July 17, 2012 -
Brown University Strips Joe Paterno from Freshman Boy Award
Paterno alma mater Brown made an obvious decision to distance an accomplice to molestation from an award for young men.
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July 17, 2012 -
Tuscaloosa, Alabama Shooting: Gunman Opens Fire at Bar, Wounds 16, On …
A crazed gunman opened fire on a town square in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, early this morning, wounding 16.
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July 17, 2012 -
After Boos, Obama Flip-Flops & Smooches Michelle on Kiss Cam
When the Kiss Cam gave him a second chance, Obama planted one on the First Lady like a teenager in a movie theater.
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July 17, 2012 -
Ex-Scientologist Sues Church for ‘Forced’ Abortion, Toothbrush Dumpste…
An ex-Scientologist is claiming the fringe church that claims Tom Cruise as its highest-profile member forced her to have an abortion.
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July 17, 2012 -
Dallas Cowboy Dez Bryant Busted for ‘Family Violence’
Another millionaire sports star, another arrest for uncontrolled behavior.
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July 16, 2012 -
Beware Needle-Filled Turkey Sandwiches on Delta Flights from Amsterdam
If you’re flying Delta from Amsterdam, don’t order the turkey sandwich.
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July 16, 2012 -
Killer Chose Victim with the Biggest Head
The victim was unlucky enough to have the largest noggin in his group.
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July 16, 2012 -
George Zimmerman Molested Girl for 10 Years, Says Witness
Does this guy look like a molester to you?
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July 16, 2012 -
Who Wouldn’t Want a Porn Star for an EMT? Shame on You, Roanoke
The backwoods Puritans who run Roanoke County Virginia are up in a bunch over ex porn star Harmony Rose, a volunteer EMT. She’s the only sane one in the bunch.
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Husband Screws 22-Year-Old, Wife Puts It on For Sale Sign
A Beaverton, Oregon, couple are deciding to split after the husband was found to be cheating on his wife. Not a unique story to say the least, but they’ve decided to use his infide…
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Otter Bites Triathlete 25 Times, Reminds Us Why Exercise is Bad
An insane otter bit a Minnesota triathlete woman 25 times in a bizarre lake attack. It goes to show that exercise is dangerous and should be avoided.
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July 15, 2012
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