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Meet James Holmes, Alleged ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Mass Murderer
James Holmes, suspect in the theater shooting massacre in Aurora, Colorado, is a former medial student at the University of Colorado. What else do we know?
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July 20, 2012Comment‘Dark Knight’ Murder Victim Jessica Ghawi Barely Avoided Toronto Mass …
Jessica barely avoided another mass shooting last month.
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July 20, 2012‘Dark Knight’ Shooting Victim Shares Bloody Photos on Reddit
A survivor of the bloody massacre at the Dark Knight Rises premiere massacre in Colorado has shared graphic photos on Reddit.
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July 20, 2012Masked Gunman Kills 12 at ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Premiere in Colorado
A gunman opened fire at a midnight premiere of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado, killing 14 people and wounding about 50, according to early reports.
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July 20, 201210 Poignant RIP Tweets for ‘Coneheads’ SNL Writer Tom Davis
The lesser-known partner to Al Franken, Tom Davis was a Saturday Night Live Genius behind The Coneheads. Read the celeb tweets marking his death.
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July 19, 2012Rights & Wrongs of Dongs: A Legal Guide to Today’s Penis News
It can be pretty hard to know where it’s legal for your penis to be these days. Well, heavy.com is here to help!
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July 19, 2012Roger Clemens Broken-Bat Attack Was Steroid Rage, Says Piazza’s Playma…
Remember when Roger Clemens hurled a broken bat toward Mike Piazza in the 2000 World Series? Roid Rage! According to Pizza’s hot Playmate wife.
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July 19, 2012Fred Willard Caught Doing The Full PeeWee Herman
Fred Willard was caught yankin his crank at a movie theater, or as it’s known around these parts The Full PeeWee Herman.
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July 19, 2012Felon Shoots Self in Genitals With Gun He Was Trying to Sell
Poor Tavares Donnell Colbert. All the convicted drug dealer wanted to do was sell a gun illegally for a quick profit. Instead he got a lap of bloody genitals.
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July 18, 2012Secret Service Hooker Scandal: 9 Guys Get Off Easy
So is it a crime to have sex with hookers while protecting the U.S. president? No harm no foul.
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July 18, 2012Obama Rejects Marijuana for PTSD, Ignoring Military Suicide Epidemic
The White House rejects a petition to legalize marijuana for PTSD sufferers while suicide among soldiers is at an alarming rate. Will this move sacrifice lives?
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July 18, 2012Potato Chip Bandits Strike Fear into Small Community
A local community was shaken to its very core when a pair of potato chip bandits lead investigators on a twisting case of “who done it?” What’s this world coming to?!
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July 18, 2012Sage Stallone’s Death Room: White Powder Baggies Found & 60 Gigantic…
Sixty “gigantic pill bottles” were found near Sage Stallone’s body.
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July 18, 2012Triplets Born 4 Years Apart in Medical WTF Miracle
When you keep triplets in a freezer, you dont’ have to have them all at once.
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July 18, 2012Rush Limbaugh is the One Who Hates America
Rush Limbaugh told the world Obama hates America. It’s Rush who hates America, and I’ll prove it.
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