News

  1. New York Post David Petraeus Affair Cover is the Best Thing Ever

    Wherever there is a public official having an affair, the Post will be there … and with terrible puns. Bless you, New York Post.

    November 10, 2012
  2. The Funniest Twitter Responses to David Petraeus’ Affair

    Petraeus’ biography was called “All In.” I mean, the jokes write themselves, people. Well, maybe not themselves, but Twitter does.

    November 10, 2012
  3. 3rd List of Alleged Johns Named in Zumba Whorehouse Scandal

    We have the third list of alleged johns in the Zumba Whorehouse scandal in Kennebunk, Maine.

    November 9, 2012
  4. Day/Night Cycle Makes New Super-Earth More Hospitable to Life

    This planet could have all the conditions necessary for life.

    November 9, 2012
  5. Iranian Military Jets Fire at U.S. Drone

    It’s the first instance of Iranian warplanes firing at an American drone in international territory.

    November 9, 2012
  6. WATCH: Jewelry Store Smashed By Ax-Wielding Biker Gang that Rode INTO …

    A gang on motorcycles pulled off a daring robbery inside a North London mall, using bats and axes to smash window displays and grab jewelry.

    November 8, 2012
  7. Can Crystal Meth Cure the Flu?

    No, this does not give you an excuse to do crystal meth.

    November 8, 2012
  8. Drug Company Makes ‘Female Viagra’ in the Form of Nasal Spray

    That’s right guys, your prayers have been answered.

    November 7, 2012
  9. US Senate Election 2012: Dems Keep Majority; Most Women Ever; 1st Gay …

    See a race-by-race breakdown as the Dems and GOP battled for a power advantage.

    November 6, 2012
  10. Republican McMahon Tries to Ride Obama to Victory in Connecticut

    The wife of WWE owner Vince McMahon is under fire for dirty fighting — using Obama to distance herself from her Republican background in heavily Democratic Connecticut.

    November 6, 2012
  11. Will Hurricane Sandy Save Us From the Recession?

    It may seem illogical, but there’s a chance Sandy could help boost the economy.

    November 4, 2012
  12. Rachael Maddow Eviscerates Romney’s Blatant Lies With Fact Checking

    Rachel Maddow’s just done what the right wing didn’t want her to do…check facts.

    November 4, 2012
  13. Reported Murder Turns Out to be a Drunk in a Halloween Costume

    Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Zombie Halloween costumes are dangerous. It’s completely played out and boring. You can do better.

    November 3, 2012
  14. Glow-in-the-Dark Highways Are a Thing Now in the Netherlands

    How did the Netherlands get ahead of us in highway technology? And when did glow-in–the-dark become awesome?

    November 3, 2012
  15. Vladimir Putin Declares War on Vodka and Cigarettes

    Has he no national pride? What would Russia be without vodka? Extremely cold and miserable.

    November 3, 2012