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New York Post David Petraeus Affair Cover is the Best Thing Ever
Wherever there is a public official having an affair, the Post will be there … and with terrible puns. Bless you, New York Post.
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November 10, 2012CommentThe Funniest Twitter Responses to David Petraeus’ Affair
Petraeus’ biography was called “All In.” I mean, the jokes write themselves, people. Well, maybe not themselves, but Twitter does.
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November 10, 20123rd List of Alleged Johns Named in Zumba Whorehouse Scandal
We have the third list of alleged johns in the Zumba Whorehouse scandal in Kennebunk, Maine.
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November 9, 2012Day/Night Cycle Makes New Super-Earth More Hospitable to Life
This planet could have all the conditions necessary for life.
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November 9, 2012Iranian Military Jets Fire at U.S. Drone
It’s the first instance of Iranian warplanes firing at an American drone in international territory.
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November 9, 2012WATCH: Jewelry Store Smashed By Ax-Wielding Biker Gang that Rode INTO …
A gang on motorcycles pulled off a daring robbery inside a North London mall, using bats and axes to smash window displays and grab jewelry.
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November 8, 2012Can Crystal Meth Cure the Flu?
No, this does not give you an excuse to do crystal meth.
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November 8, 2012Drug Company Makes ‘Female Viagra’ in the Form of Nasal Spray
That’s right guys, your prayers have been answered.
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November 7, 2012US Senate Election 2012: Dems Keep Majority; Most Women Ever; 1st Gay …
See a race-by-race breakdown as the Dems and GOP battled for a power advantage.
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November 6, 2012Republican McMahon Tries to Ride Obama to Victory in Connecticut
The wife of WWE owner Vince McMahon is under fire for dirty fighting — using Obama to distance herself from her Republican background in heavily Democratic Connecticut.
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November 6, 2012Will Hurricane Sandy Save Us From the Recession?
It may seem illogical, but there’s a chance Sandy could help boost the economy.
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November 4, 2012Rachael Maddow Eviscerates Romney’s Blatant Lies With Fact Checking
Rachel Maddow’s just done what the right wing didn’t want her to do…check facts.
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November 4, 2012Reported Murder Turns Out to be a Drunk in a Halloween Costume
Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Zombie Halloween costumes are dangerous. It’s completely played out and boring. You can do better.
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November 3, 2012Glow-in-the-Dark Highways Are a Thing Now in the Netherlands
How did the Netherlands get ahead of us in highway technology? And when did glow-in–the-dark become awesome?
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November 3, 2012Vladimir Putin Declares War on Vodka and Cigarettes
Has he no national pride? What would Russia be without vodka? Extremely cold and miserable.
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