News

  1. Gangnam Style Hit One Billion Views, The Internet Has Eaten Itself

    Gangnam Style has conquered the Internet … next? THE WORLD! MUWAHAHAHA!

    December 22, 2012
  2. New York Post NRA Cover Tipping Point for Gun Control

    The New York Post called Wayne LaPierre a “Gun Nut.” This is awesome.

    December 22, 2012
  3. John Kerry to Succeed Clinton as Secretary of State

    Senator John Kerry accepts the nomination to be America’s senior ambassador. His confirmation is expected to be a formality.

    December 21, 2012
  4. ‘Dear Media, GTFO!’ Newtown Residents Plead for Privacy from Press

    It’s been a week since the Sandy Hook Massacre in Newtown, Connecticut, and residents are now asking for the media to respect their privacy and “GTFO.”

    December 21, 2012
  5. Facebook is Going to Charge You $1 to Send Messages Outside of Network

    Facebook wants you to make them more rich by charging to send messages to people not on your friends list.

    December 20, 2012
  6. Potentially Habitable Planet Found in Our Cosmic Backyard

    A star in the Cetus constellation holds a planet in its habitable zone. This could be the one guys.

    December 20, 2012
  7. Brazilian Company Sells iPhone that Runs on Android

    An Android iPhone? Sounds like an oxymoron.

    December 20, 2012
  8. Slain Beauty Queen Linked to ‘Fast and Furious’ Scandal

    Mexican beauty queen Maria Susana Flores Gamez who was murdered in a drug cartel shootout was found holding a “Fast and Furious” assault rifle.

    December 19, 2012
  9. Army Seeks Death Penalty in Soldier’s Roid-Rage Afghanistan Massacre

    I don’t know, maybe the army is trying to send a message.

    December 19, 2012
  10. CONFIRMED: Simon Cowell Dating Carmen Electra [AUDIO]

    The pissy Brit is banging the Baywatch beauty.

    December 19, 2012
  11. Petraeus Mistress Paula Broadwell Cleared on ‘Cyberstalking’ Charges

    Petraeus mistress won’t face charges for calling out Jill Kelley in emails.

    December 18, 2012
  12. NBC’s Richard Engel Released After Being Kidnapped in Syria for 5 Days

    The NBC chief foreign correspondent has been released unharmed.

    December 18, 2012
  13. Six Newtown Schools Reopen After Sandy Hook Massacre

    Six school reopen after the massacre in Newtown on Friday, but Sandy Hook Elementary won’t be one of them.

    December 18, 2012
  14. Bodies of Sandy Hook Shooter & Mother Yet to be Claimed

    When will the bodies be claimed and what happens if nobody steps forward?

    December 18, 2012