NBA

  1. Nets Cheerleaders New Uniforms Massacre Eyeballs, Cheerleaders Still H…

    Congratulations, Jay-Z, you’ve ruined the concept of sight for me, and nearly ruined cheerleaders as well.

    September 25, 2012
  2. Sadist James Dolan Wants to Torture Knicks Fans in Isiah Thomas Dungeo…

    Isiah Thomas is coming back to the Knicks. Ready your suicide katanas, Knicks fans, the good times have ended.

    September 10, 2012
  3. 3-on-3 Basketball at the 2016 Olympics? Bring It

    FIBA wants to bring basketball back to the driveway for the 2016 Olympics.

    August 15, 2012
  4. Nic Batum’s Nut Punch is Latest Olympic Basketball Testicle Assault

    The Blazers’ Nic Batum represents France with the latest Olympic ball-busting assault.

    August 8, 2012
  5. Yes, Michael Phelps, You’re Just Like Michael Jordan: A Douche

    By comparing himself to Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps showed just how much he is exactly like Michael Jordan.

    August 6, 2012
  6. And Here’s the Carmelo Anthony Getting Hit in the Nuts Gif

    Argentina has declared war on Carmelo’s cojones.

    August 6, 2012
  7. After Boos, Obama Flip-Flops & Smooches Michelle on Kiss Cam

    When the Kiss Cam gave him a second chance, Obama planted one on the First Lady like a teenager in a movie theater.

    July 17, 2012
  8. Wife-beater Jason Kidd Busted for DUI as Friend Scores Assist

    Jason Kidd was behind bars again after his friends scored an assist by helping the wasted point out of the club.

    July 15, 2012
  9. Brooklyn Nets Prison Rape Orlando Magic in Proposed Dwight Howard Trad…

    Trade rumors have been heating up about a potential Dwight Howard trade between the Brooklyn Nets and Orlando Magic. And if the rumors are to be believed Brooklyn should probably b…

    July 9, 2012
  10. Toronto Raptors Stab New York Knicks’ Dreams of Steve Nash in the Hear…

    The Toronto Raptors just killed the New York Knicks’ dream of landing Steve Nash in free agency like freakin’ Freddy Kreuger. It’s all really technical, but they offered Landry Fie…

    July 3, 2012
  11. Kyle, The Most Awkward Interviewer Ever

    Kyle is the most awkward interviewer in the world. He takes his special skill-set to the beaches of Miami to interview Heat fans at the team’s victory rally. Prepare to cringe.

    July 2, 2012
  12. LeBron James Playoff Highlight Mix

    LeBron may be the biggest asshole in recent sports history, but he’s good enough to get away with it. So take a break from hating on the King for a minute to watch his highlights f…

    July 14, 2010
  13. 2010 NBA Draft Diary

    Check out or excessively complete live rundown of the 2010 NBA Draft. Each and every minute recapped in excruciating detail.

    June 25, 2010
  14. Lakers Win, America Loses

    By now, I’m sure you’ve all heard that the Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA Title yet again. But what you might not know is that this particular collection of talent that makes up th…

    June 18, 2010
  15. Did LeBron James’ Mom Really Sleep With Delonte West?

    Over the weekend, rumors popped up that LeBron James’ mom had an affair with his teammate, Delonte West. I’ll just let that sink in for a minute before I continue.

    May 17, 2010