Movies

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…

It’s October, which means that the massive crush of summer blockbusters has finally come to an end, and studios can now release movies that are actually, you know, good. Or at leas…

Cult films and audience participation are all well and good, but do you really want to keep dressing up like an idiot and murdering The Timewarp at another Rocky Horror Picture Sho…

Yes, I am still frothing about Predators, the upcoming franchise reboot that has an octet of human murderers kidnapped and taken back to Predator-world for a little round of Most D…

In order to promote the new Blacksploi…am I even allowed to be writing this? This feels wrong. Tell you what, there’s a movie coming out, and this is the plot: When “The Man” mur…

It really doesn’t matter what you think of all these horror remakes, ’cause they’re here to stay, and there will be more – many, many more. Here’s the latest “reimagined” sca…

Man, Roland Emmerich really can’t wait for everybody to die, can he? Pretty much everything he makes is about the mass extinction of the human race, and his latest opus, 2012, has …

It’s movie time! Time to pretend that Twizzlers and Sprite constitute a meal! Time to turn off your Goddamned cell phone for once – yes, iPhone guy, this means you. Time to shut of…

This is barely news by any stretch of the imagination – who does want to get stabbed, after all – but Hayden Panettiere is pretty hot for jailbait even though she dresses like a fo…

Zombie films have always been a vital cinematic touchstone, and now that they’re making a comeback I’m excited, but also wary – because like any cinematic renaissance, such as the …

Hugh Jackman interrupted his performance of A Steady Rain to invite an audience member to pick up their constantly ringing cell phone. I say more power to him. You have to admire h…

It’s not so often that I’m psyched enough about a movie to, you know, read about it on the Internet. Usually I just watch a trailer, get semi-frothed, and go see it. But man, am I …

There’s all sorts of juice flying around the blogosphere about Predators, the upcoming sci-fi flick that looks to redeem the troubled franchise by moving it back to what it does be…

Certain actions (some of them completely absurd and unfounded in anything resembling real human behavior) have become so overused in movies and television that they’ve actually tra…

Goddamned Canada. Not only do they already have unamerican socialized health care, they also get the Trailer Park Boys movies in theaters. If you’re not familiar with our northerly…