Movie Reviews

How about that – new movies coming out the day before Halloween! You can get all costumed up and sit in a theater with a bunch of other similarly-costumed people and bask in the sh…

It’s Halloween, and what goes better with absolutely ball-scaring terror than hot babes? Yes, horror and horniness make strange bedfellows, but some brave souls have dared to bridg…

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…

As we drag nearer and nearer to Helloween, the cinema darkens, becomes more horrific and chilling. Scenes of absolute atrocity are projected in front of our twitching eyes, and – w…

Okay, so am I like a stunted man-child for being so psyched about Where The Wild Things Are? I mean, I’m not wearing Garanimals and playing Donkey Kong Junior or anything, it’s jus…

Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken…

It’s October, which means that the massive crush of summer blockbusters has finally come to an end, and studios can now release movies that are actually, you know, good. Or at leas…

Cult films and audience participation are all well and good, but do you really want to keep dressing up like an idiot and murdering The Timewarp at another Rocky Horror Picture Sho…

It’s movie time! Time to pretend that Twizzlers and Sprite constitute a meal! Time to turn off your Goddamned cell phone for once – yes, iPhone guy, this means you. Time to shut of…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. Bu…

It’s movie time, ladies and gentlemen, as your favorite overpaid Hollywood douchebags spend more money than you’ll ever see in your life to get their whimsical dreams and revenge f…

It’s Friday, and that means new movies to mainline into your eyeballs until your armpits smell like popcorn and you bleed RC Cola. That’s a scientific thing that actually happens i…

In theaters this week, it’s Black vs White as Tyler Perry’s Madea gets lost in the Antarctic wasteland. Or maybe I got a little bit confused. Here’s my take on the new flicks hitti…

Every two weeks, I put a movie in my Netflix queue that’s rated at one star. This is no easy task, as even a piece of cinema failure like Gigli is rated at one and a half stars. Bu…

New movies hit theaters today, as they do every Friday. It’s time to start hitting back.Extract – Mike Judge tries to recover from the disaster that was Idiocracy with a new flick …