Movie Reviews
The Heavy Guide To Pixar Ripoffs
Pixar movies are awesome. And with all awesome things, there will be stupid people copying them.
movies
April 7, 2010CommentWorst of Netflix: Sherlock Holmes
Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. This week, it’s a lost case…
movies
April 5, 2010Battlefield Earth Writer Apologizes For “Worst Movie”
J.D. Shapiro accepted the Razzie award for Worst Movie of the Decade for writing Battlefield Earth.
movies
March 29, 2010Worst of Netflix: Lady Death
Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. This week, it’s “Lady Death…
movies
March 28, 2010Full Release: Movies
It’s Friday, and you know what that means. This week: the most ungainly-titled comedy in recent memory, a flick about cartoon dragons, and a couple fascinating documentaries. Let’s…
movies
March 26, 2010Worst Of Netflix: Perfect 10 Model Boxing
Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on …
movies
March 21, 2010The Bounty Hunter Review
 Off the top, I’ll admit to experiencing that fluttering sense of emptiness deep within before I’m about to take in a romantic comedy. Truly, what’s not to love about the pierc…
movies
March 19, 2010Repo Men Review
I am obviously a huge fan of dystopian sci-fi with big ideas, so you’d think Repo Men would be right up my alley. Set in an overbuilt metropolis where ad messages assault you fr…
movies
March 19, 2010Full Release: Movies
Huge, huge week for movies this time, and surprisingly several of them look like they’ll be worth seeing. So let’s skip the witty banter and get right down to the first impressions…
movies
March 19, 2010Worst Of Netflix: S.I.N.
Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on …
movies
March 15, 2010Green Zone Movie Review
The ad campaign for Green Zone seems to be pitching it as “Bourne without the Bourne,” but this new thriller, set in modern war-torn Iraq, is plenty different from Matt Damon’s bre…
movies
March 13, 2010She’s Out Of My League Review
We’ve all been there – face to face with a hot chick and absolutely knowing that there’s no chance in Hell we’re going to get her. No matter how smart or funny we are or how Situat…
movies
March 13, 2010Full Release: Movies
Holy Hell, Hollywood is working overtime this weekend, with a full slate of movies hitting theaters. Comedies, dramas, movies with Robert Pattinson that ladies can watch, it’s all …
movies
March 12, 2010Worst Of Netflix: Tuesday Never Comes
Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on …
movies
March 8, 2010Full Release: Movies
Let’s all go to the mo-vies! Let’s all go to the mo-vies! Let’s all go to the mo-vies! And watch Johnny Depp overact! Tim Burton’s latest is the big release this week, but there’s …
movies
March 5, 2010