Movie Reviews

  1. The Heavy Guide To Pixar Ripoffs

    Pixar movies are awesome. And with all awesome things, there will be stupid people copying them.

    April 7, 2010
  2. Worst of Netflix: Sherlock Holmes

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. This week, it’s a lost case…

    April 5, 2010
  3. Battlefield Earth Writer Apologizes For “Worst Movie”

    J.D. Shapiro accepted the Razzie award for Worst Movie of the Decade for writing Battlefield Earth.

    March 29, 2010
  4. Worst of Netflix: Lady Death

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. This week, it’s “Lady Death…

    March 28, 2010
  5. Full Release: Movies

    It’s Friday, and you know what that means. This week: the most ungainly-titled comedy in recent memory, a flick about cartoon dragons, and a couple fascinating documentaries. Let’s…

    March 26, 2010
  6. Worst Of Netflix: Perfect 10 Model Boxing

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on …

    March 21, 2010
  7. The Bounty Hunter Review

      Off the top, I’ll admit to experiencing that fluttering sense of emptiness deep within before I’m about to take in a romantic comedy. Truly, what’s not to love about the pierc…

    March 19, 2010
  8. Repo Men Review

    I am obviously a huge fan of dystopian sci-fi with big ideas, so you’d think Repo Men would be right up my alley. Set in an overbuilt metropolis where ad messages assault you fr…

    March 19, 2010
  9. Full Release: Movies

    Huge, huge week for movies this time, and surprisingly several of them look like they’ll be worth seeing. So let’s skip the witty banter and get right down to the first impressions…

    March 19, 2010
  10. Worst Of Netflix: S.I.N.

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on …

    March 15, 2010
  11. Green Zone Movie Review

    The ad campaign for Green Zone seems to be pitching it as “Bourne without the Bourne,” but this new thriller, set in modern war-torn Iraq, is plenty different from Matt Damon’s bre…

    March 13, 2010
  12. She’s Out Of My League Review

    We’ve all been there – face to face with a hot chick and absolutely knowing that there’s no chance in Hell we’re going to get her. No matter how smart or funny we are or how Situat…

    March 13, 2010
  13. Full Release: Movies

    Holy Hell, Hollywood is working overtime this weekend, with a full slate of movies hitting theaters. Comedies, dramas, movies with Robert Pattinson that ladies can watch, it’s all …

    March 12, 2010
  14. Worst Of Netflix: Tuesday Never Comes

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don’t have to. In the past, I’ve taken on …

    March 8, 2010
  15. Full Release: Movies

    Let’s all go to the mo-vies! Let’s all go to the mo-vies! Let’s all go to the mo-vies! And watch Johnny Depp overact! Tim Burton’s latest is the big release this week, but there’s …

    March 5, 2010