Money

  1. Don Johnson Collects $19 Million in ‘Nash Bridges’ Settlement

    Let’s hope he gives some of it to Cheech.

    February 11, 2013
  2. Postal Service to Scrap Saturday Delivery to Save $2 Billion a Year

    The Postal Service loses $36 million a day.

    February 6, 2013
  3. Exxon Mobil Tops Apple as World’s Most Valuable Company

    Gasoline has finally gotten the upper hand on mobile phones. All is right in the world.

    January 25, 2013
  4. Obama’s Pick Will Put Stupid Scribbles on Every New Dollar Bill

    Jacob J. Lew tries to get a pen to work instead of signing his name.

    January 10, 2013
  5. Tide Detergent Thefts Rise as Drug Dealers Prefer it to Cash

    Some refreshing ingenuity from our beloved drug dealers.

    January 8, 2013
  6. Cops: Deadly Explosion Was Insurance Scam; 2 Dead, 30 Homes Destroyed

    The devastating explosion in Indianapolis appears to have been all about the money.

    January 4, 2013
  7. New York Stock Exchange Sold to Upstart Rival for $8.2 Billion

    After 200-plus years of independent operation, the New York Stock exchange will be sold to the upstart Intercontinental Exchange.

    December 20, 2012
  8. GREAT ESCAPE: Bank Robbers Climb 15 Stories on Bedsheet Ropes from Chi…

    In a wild escape worthy of a Hollywood script, they squeezed out a 15 inch window and dangled 15 stories to freedom. They’re considered armed and dangerous.

    December 18, 2012
  9. Libor-Rigging Arrests: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Three arrests were made today in the infamous Libor-rigging scandal.

    December 11, 2012
  10. Powerball Winner Matthew Good: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The Arizona Powerball winner who shares the $587.5 million jackpot is Matthew Good of posh Fountain Hills. Here’s what you should know about him.

    December 10, 2012
  11. The 25 Highest-Paid Musicians of 2012: Dr. Dre to Sade

    With a special guest appearance by Michael Bublé.

    December 3, 2012
  12. Powerball Winners Mark & Cindy Hill: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Mark and Cindy Hill, winners of $293.75 million, have four kids including a young adopted daughter and an adult ex-con.

    November 30, 2012
  13. Angus T. Jones Not Quitting ‘Two & a Half Men’

    Despite calling his show evil “filth,” Angus T. Jones doesn’t want to leave his $350,000-an-episode contract. Shocker!

    November 28, 2012
  14. SEC Sex-&-Corruption Scandal: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Paula Broadwell and Elmo finally get a break as a new sex scandal at the SEC emerges.

    November 21, 2012
  15. Quadriplegic Rapist Who Costs $625,000 a Year will be Freed from Jail

    The court figures the odds are slim that he’ll rape again.

    November 16, 2012