Mitt Romney

  1. Zero Percent of African-Americans Support Mitt Romney: New Poll Says

    Mitt Romney’s African-American outreach has apparently hit a bit of a snag.

    August 21, 2012
  2. Mitt Romney Gets Ripped in Bad Lip Reading 2

    Mitt knows that it feels good to rub on your messy parts, but it’s germy and he will punch you in the back!

    August 15, 2012
  3. Paul Ryan: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    What’s the deal with Mitt Romney’s running mate?

    August 11, 2012
  4. Mitt Romney to Name Paul Ryan as VP Running Mate

    Paul Ryan is a risky choice who will have conservatives cheering and liberals salivating.

    August 11, 2012
  5. Almost Half of Americans Think Obama’s A Christian — Not Too Shabby

    That’s up from 38 percent in 2010. Give his PR people a big raise.

    July 26, 2012
  6. Nasty New Obama Attack Ad Paints Romney as Tax Dodger

    Obama is bloodying Romney’s face like a bare-knuckled brawler.

    July 17, 2012
  7. Will Oprah Lick Mitt Romney’s Balls or Bust Them?

    The woman who got Obama elected was hanging with his nemesis on Friday.

    July 14, 2012
  8. Mitt Romney Likes Lots of Things

    Mitt Romney likes lakes, jokes, iPads, people… in fact, Mitt likes all sorts of diverse things. Just not vampires. Absolutely no vampires.

    June 14, 2012
  9. Mitt Romney Beatboxing

    Mitt Romney lays down some beatboxing to connect with young voters. Straight one percent gangsta!

    May 7, 2012