Miss USA

  1. Heavy: Alexis Wineman Becomes First Autistic Miss America Contestant

    Alexis Wineman Becomes First Autistic Miss America Contestant

    Awesome feel good story! Good Job, America!

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    January 10, 2013
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  2. Heavy: Miss Universe Olivia Culpo: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Miss Universe Olivia Culpo: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    America has not won Miss Universe since 1997.

    entertainment

    December 19, 2012
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  3. Heavy: Donald Trump Wins $5 Million from Bitter Beauty Queen

    Donald Trump Wins $5 Million from Bitter Beauty Queen

    A vindicating win for Donald Trump is a loss for the rest of the human population.

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    December 18, 2012
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  4. Heavy: Miss USA's Sexy Halloween Costume Search

    Miss USA’s Sexy Halloween Costume Search

    When Miss USA sets out to find a tasteful Halloween costume, it’s up to some devious store clerks to make sure she swaps out the classy for the trashy.

    comedy

    October 24, 2011
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  5. Heavy: 5 Things That Make Me Proud to be an American This Week

    5 Things That Make Me Proud to be an American This Week

    Every week, I pick five things that make me love America. This week: Miss USA is a terrorist, Harrison Ford’s car dealership, Ghostbusters and more.

    comedy

    May 21, 2010
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  6. Heavy: Why Is Miss USA A Taliban Spy?

    Why Is Miss USA A Taliban Spy?

    The choice of Rima Fakih, a Lebanese-born immigrant, has stirred controversy as many Americans wonder whether her Islamic heritage might somehow spread to Donald Trump through thei…

    comedy

    May 17, 2010
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  7. Heavy: Miss USA 2010 Scandal Pictures

    Miss USA 2010 Scandal Pictures

    To ramp up excitement for Miss USA 2010, the organization released some sexy black and white photos of the girls that some consider too racy. We consider them awesome.

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    May 11, 2010
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