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The 15 Best Fake Twitter Accounts of 2012
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December 4, 2012CommentNew York City Marathon Canceled as Bloomberg Buckles to Pressure
Despite Bloomberg’s insistence that it would boost morale and commerce, the race is off.
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November 2, 2012Mayor Bloomberg is Taking Away Your Soda, Fatty!
Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.
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September 13, 2012NYC Mayor Bloomberg Says No to Free Vibrators, Leaves Thousands of Wom…
New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.
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August 9, 2012