Michael Bloomberg

He’s not in custody and has not been charged, but his actress wife tipped off the feds.

Barack Obama was sent a letter today supposedly poisoned with Ricin. The letter’s content is said to be identical to those poison letters sent yesterday to NYC Mayor Bloomberg.

A second poison letter was sent to his anti-gun organization in D.C.

Mayor Bloomberg and NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly confirmed that the Tsarnaev brothers were targeting Times Square.

Sen. Malcolm Smith was a arrested on Tuesday for bribing Republican officials in an attempt to get on the 2014 New York City mayoral ballot.

A judge called the ban “arbitrary and capricious.”

“Siri, find me a list of ferret riddles.” — @ZooeySiri

Despite Bloomberg’s insistence that it would boost morale and commerce, the race is off.

Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.

New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.