Michael Bloomberg

  1. The 15 Best Fake Twitter Accounts of 2012

    “Siri, find me a list of ferret riddles.” — @ZooeySiri

    December 4, 2012
  2. New York City Marathon Canceled as Bloomberg Buckles to Pressure

    Despite Bloomberg’s insistence that it would boost morale and commerce, the race is off.

    November 2, 2012
  3. Mayor Bloomberg is Taking Away Your Soda, Fatty!

    Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.

    September 13, 2012
  4. NYC Mayor Bloomberg Says No to Free Vibrators, Leaves Thousands of Wom…

    New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.

    August 9, 2012