Machete

I thought the slingshot I had as a kid did some pretty gnarly damage with rocks, but it fails in comparison to this bad boy. I’d like to order two, please.

What do you get when you cross Nanny McPhee and Machete in this movie trailer mash-up? Nanny McChete!

Is Machete the bloodiest film of the summer? It might also be one of the best.

This week’s new flicks include Machete, Going The Distance and more.

Jessica Alba will be starring in Machete, the awesome new Robert Rodriguez movie opening September 3rd. Gear up for the movie with our 20 hottest photos of Jessica.

What a concept – the awesome trailer to Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming flick Machete, re-created entirely in LEGO bricks.

An assassin named Machete is betrayed and hunted down in a film that stars almost everyone you can imagine.