Lindsay Lohan

After reading that she would get arrested if she missed her court hearing on Wednesday, Lindsay Lohan panicked to catch the last flight to Los Angeles.

Lindsay better get her sh*t together because she faces a possible 19 months in jail if she is found guilty.

It takes a damn good lawyer to save Lindsay Lohan’s sorry ass. Here’s all you need to know about Shawn Holley.

As hard as Lindsay tries to end up in jail, her lawyer tries that much harder to keep her out. Even after getting fired.

We know money is tight, Lindsay, but really? Not that we’re complaining or anything…

Linday Lohan’s mother, Dina, is claiming that the actress is so “screwed up” because of a lifetime of witnessing her abusive relationship with her ex-husband.

Charlie Sheen’s mouth grosses LiLo out.

If the Mayans are wrong, here is what you will have to deal with in 2013. I pray to God the Mayans are right.

Lindsay is pulling a Paris Hilton.

LiLo is out of second chances, and if her probation is revoked tomorrow she’ll face 285 days in jail.

Who will be crowned “Asshole of the Year” — Donald Trump, Lindsay Lohan, Chris Brown? The excitement is overwhelming!

If Lindsay can’t play nicely, maybe she should take her entourage and go home next time.

Oh, there you are, Gloria. We’ve been wondering where you were for the last five seconds since your last shameless attempt to feed off a publicity scandal.

Lindsay Lohan was bailed out this afternoon from Manhattan’s 10 Precinct, but her drama wasn’t done yet.

I see a crazy famous skank in your future …