Lawsuit

  1. Family Awarded $63M After Girl’s Extreme Allergic Reaction to Motrin

    An allergic reaction to Children’s Motrin left Samantha Reckis blind and without 90 percent of her skin.

    February 14, 2013
  2. Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Penis-Measurement App ‘The Chubby Checker’

    Chubby Checker is pissed over dudes trying to check their chubbies.

    February 13, 2013
  3. Report: Lance Armstrong Under Investigation for Criminal Charges

    Maybe honesty wasn’t the best policy.

    February 6, 2013
  4. Cruise Ship Staffer Drops Sexual Suit vs. John Travolta

    If you’re delivering room service to Travolta, you always bring backup.

    February 5, 2013
  5. Justice Dept. Sues to Block Budweiser-Corona Beer Monopoly

    The U.S. Justice Department doesn’t want Budweiser and Corona to take over the beer world.

    January 31, 2013
  6. Group Lawsuit Claims ‘American Idol’ Is Racist

    People should be suing “American Idol” for making Nicki Minaj a judge.

    January 25, 2013
  7. Angry Readers Sue Lance Armstrong for Writing Untrue Memoirs [DOCUMENT…

    The sh*tstorm surrounding Lance Armstrong just keeps getting worse.

    January 24, 2013
  8. Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs

    These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!

    January 23, 2013
  9. Newspaper Goes after Lance Armstrong for $1.5M it Lost in Libel Suit

    The truth shall set Lance free … from all the funds he garnered from that newspaper lawsuit he won.

    January 18, 2013
  10. Justin Bieber Sued by Bodyguard—Israeli Soldier ‘Assaulted’ by Biebs…

    This leads us to believe that Bieber would totally own all Israeli army troops.

    January 10, 2013
  11. ‘Jill Doe’s’ Lawyer Yanks $100 Million Lawsuit in Sandy Hook Massacre

    Lawyer Irving Pinsky has withdrawn his controversial lawsuit on behalf of a 6-year-old survivor.

    January 1, 2013
  12. Lawyer Trying to Sue Connecticut for $100M Over Sandy Hook Massacre

    A lawyer is asking for $100 million for a 6-year-old survivor of the Sandy Hook Massacre. Is he a hero or a villain?

    December 29, 2012
  13. Master Hoaxer: Sandy Hook Shooter’s ‘Uncle’ is Also K-Fed’s ‘Brother’

    How does everyone keep getting fooled by this guy?

    December 27, 2012
  14. Donald Trump Wins $5 Million from Bitter Beauty Queen

    A vindicating win for Donald Trump is a loss for the rest of the human population.

    December 18, 2012