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Family Awarded $63M After Girl’s Extreme Allergic Reaction to Motrin
An allergic reaction to Children’s Motrin left Samantha Reckis blind and without 90 percent of her skin.
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February 14, 2013CommentChubby Checker Sues HP Over Penis-Measurement App ‘The Chubby Checker’
Chubby Checker is pissed over dudes trying to check their chubbies.
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February 13, 2013Report: Lance Armstrong Under Investigation for Criminal Charges
Maybe honesty wasn’t the best policy.
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February 6, 2013Cruise Ship Staffer Drops Sexual Suit vs. John Travolta
If you’re delivering room service to Travolta, you always bring backup.
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February 5, 2013Justice Dept. Sues to Block Budweiser-Corona Beer Monopoly
The U.S. Justice Department doesn’t want Budweiser and Corona to take over the beer world.
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January 31, 2013Group Lawsuit Claims ‘American Idol’ Is Racist
People should be suing “American Idol” for making Nicki Minaj a judge.
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January 25, 2013Catholic Hospital Says Fetuses Aren’t People to Defend Itself in Court
This is the definition of irony.
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January 25, 2013Angry Readers Sue Lance Armstrong for Writing Untrue Memoirs [DOCUMENT…
The sh*tstorm surrounding Lance Armstrong just keeps getting worse.
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January 24, 2013Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs
These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!
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January 23, 2013Newspaper Goes after Lance Armstrong for $1.5M it Lost in Libel Suit
The truth shall set Lance free … from all the funds he garnered from that newspaper lawsuit he won.
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January 18, 2013Justin Bieber Sued by Bodyguard—Israeli Soldier ‘Assaulted’ by Biebs…
This leads us to believe that Bieber would totally own all Israeli army troops.
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January 10, 2013‘Jill Doe’s’ Lawyer Yanks $100 Million Lawsuit in Sandy Hook Massacre
Lawyer Irving Pinsky has withdrawn his controversial lawsuit on behalf of a 6-year-old survivor.
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January 1, 2013Lawyer Trying to Sue Connecticut for $100M Over Sandy Hook Massacre
A lawyer is asking for $100 million for a 6-year-old survivor of the Sandy Hook Massacre. Is he a hero or a villain?
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December 29, 2012Master Hoaxer: Sandy Hook Shooter’s ‘Uncle’ is Also K-Fed’s ‘Brother’
How does everyone keep getting fooled by this guy?
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December 27, 2012Donald Trump Wins $5 Million from Bitter Beauty Queen
A vindicating win for Donald Trump is a loss for the rest of the human population.
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December 18, 2012